Matt not Scott @matt_not_scott
Back to tweet my own thoughts so my friends stop stealing my jokes. San Jose, CA Joined October 2010-
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Need lots more room to accommodate Lucic's huge nose
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@ViewFromBensch @hockey_jerk better depth options emerged. Especially once Brown was gone...
Live footage of someone opening the "Polak door"
"Carolina is an exciting young team"...has @puck_over_glass already started on his round 2 playoff drinks
@ViewFromBensch we can only hope that's the plan
So glad the #SJSharks are sitting out the start of free agency. Silly season is truly upon us for overpaying overrated players
I'd walk away from an extra $500k to not have to live in Winnipeg during the dead of winter anymore
@ViewFromBensch what does he have against that draft class?
Boston going off the board again. Lets take a look at Bruins draft table...
NBCSN lists Carolina's team needs as "veteran presence" because they don't want to list "fans" as the need on national TV
Take a shot for every time @hockey_jerk predicted Chychrun would be picked up til this pick...
I love my Sharks team and always will. No need for criticism right now. These guys played great this season and I would do it all again...
If there was ever a sharks team I believed to be capable of tying this game, it is this one!
Does work have a dress code? Technically Am I gonna follow it today? No Why? Cause gm 6 is tonight and I'm wearing Sharks gear. Deal w/ it!
Let's go! Still a lot of hockey to be played! Keep up the pace and the pressure! #SJSharks
I'm sure the PIT anthem singer used to be named Jim Jefferson, and the witness protection people just got lazy. Thus Jeff Jimmerson was born
Sharks have been in it this series when coach lets them. Same lines and game plan that's started all 4 so far is a mistake going forward
LETS FUCKING GO! All playoffs we've had no reason not to think we can't come back from adversity! I've never believed more in a Sharks team!
@ViewFromBensch amen to that. Three plus games of basically getting rolled by the pens. You can't "stick to your game plan" for that long
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