EugeneDuckington III @mattduck_98

Electrical Engineer • GSD Dad Joined July 2012

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EugeneDuckington III @mattduck_98

2 years ago

Philosophical question (maybe) — If I decide to change my signature, will I be subject to false forgery charges? Do I need to tell someone I’m doing this? What will my parents think of me?

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EugeneDuckington III @mattduck_98

2 years ago

Officially been a Maryland resident for a whole year. Is it too soon to get an Old Bay tattoo? Also Larry Hogan was a real one ☝️

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Adrian @blagojevism

2 years ago

Nobody knows what goes on here. And it’s considered rude to ask.

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Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest

2 years ago

That was literally the entire point of the blue check, you incredible dipshit

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EugeneDuckington III @mattduck_98

2 years ago

Food still not gonna look like the picture smh

Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav

2 years ago

Food still not gonna look like the picture smh

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EugeneDuckington III @mattduck_98

3 years ago

I let my friends play YouTube on my tv at parties and they absolutely ruin my algorithm. Do they not realize how much time I spent making my suggestions as niche as possible??

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EugeneDuckington III @mattduck_98

3 years ago

The urge to play the “I’m Moving” bit at lunch with my friends today 🤌🏻

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MrBeast @MrBeast

3 years ago

I wanted to run this as a Super Bowl ad but 7 million dollars was a lot of $ so you guys get it here Try our Deez Nuts bar! - feastables.com

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EugeneDuckington III @mattduck_98

3 years ago

The number of maroon CRVs in Maryland is way higher than it should be. 16 in a 2 mile radius is alarming

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EugeneDuckington III @mattduck_98

3 years ago

Still thinking about the time @kazarianscott took me to a random restaurant in the middle of Mississippi to try something called a strawberry biscuit. That thing changed my life forever 😮‍💨

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EugeneDuckington III @mattduck_98

3 years ago

There are over 50 ingredients in my Factor meal, and the only one I can taste is cilantro 😪

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EugeneDuckington III @mattduck_98

3 years ago

Living in the DC area has a ton of perks but I gotta tell you, the metro is definitely not one of them 🚆

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Christmas is a kindly reminder of when I guest coached a U15 girls team for a night and I ended it with, "if you can believe in Santa for 10-12 years, you can believe in yourself for 90 mins" ... To which one girl looked at me with tears in her eyes and said, "he's not real?"