Matt Fitzgerald @mattfitzct

King of the Dipshits Suburban Chicago Joined April 2009

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Matt Fitzgerald @mattfitzct

4 hours ago

I may not tell you I have a harem, but there will be signs.

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6 hours ago

I may not tell you I have a harem, but there will be signs.

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Matt Fitzgerald @mattfitzct

5 hours ago

To be fair, there is nothing Trump can do that Libs won't freak out about, including if he does nothing, in which case they'll freak out about all the things he isn't doing.

Covfefe Anon @CovfefeAnon

6 hours ago

To be fair, there is nothing Trump can do that Libs won't freak out about, including if he does nothing, in which case they'll freak out about all the things he isn't doing.

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Red Line Report 🇺🇸 @RedLineReportt

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"I Hardly Knew Me"

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But what does that mean? I can trace from only one great grandparent back to the 1600s. The rest are late 1800s arrivals, maybe one or two early 1900s. Am I "heritage" enough? That said, most if not all share the core American values, and to me that's what's important.

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Matt Fitzgerald @mattfitzct

a day ago

"Did you notice how socialism solved the climate crisis?" "No, but I noticed how anyone who questioned whether or not it did mysteriously disappeared. Is it me, or is it hot today." "Um, nope, it's the perfect temperature. Exactly what it's supposed to be. Just perfect."

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Matt Fitzgerald @mattfitzct

2 days ago

The real lesson here is that the more people there are who have things, the more that younger people think everyone just has things. Gen Z was raised in a time of great "having" - big screen TVs, computers, phones, vacations, large houses. Now they want theirs.

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Matt Fitzgerald @mattfitzct

2 days ago

The point is that if our rights come from government, then government can take them away. "Endowed by our creator" ensures those unalienable rights stay unalienable.

Carl @HistoryBoomer

3 days ago

The point is that if our rights come from government, then government can take them away. "Endowed by our creator" ensures those unalienable rights stay unalienable.

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Matt Fitzgerald @mattfitzct

3 days ago

So...mandate testing.

U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy, M.D. @SenBillCassidy

6 days ago

So...mandate testing.

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Matt Fitzgerald @mattfitzct

3 days ago

Another job lost to automation smdh RIP flagmen

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Matt Fitzgerald @mattfitzct

4 days ago

One of the reasons the Masters golf tournament is the best sporting event: you just go to their website and they stream the whole thing from multiple places for free.

RiverRoadPartners @partners_road

a week ago

One of the reasons the Masters golf tournament is the best sporting event: you just go to their website and they stream the whole thing from multiple places for free.

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Matt Fitzgerald @mattfitzct

4 days ago

Those jerks @espn are going to hide away the rest of the US Open main draw on ESPN, and screw us ESPN+ subscribers, aren't they...

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Matt Fitzgerald @mattfitzct

5 days ago

"He must be their leader. According to his "copypasta" - presumably Internet slang for "curriculum vitae" - he earned three PhDs before turning 25, owns several aerospace patents, and can perfectly mimic over 30 bird sounds."