MG @mattglendon

Caffeinated, but tired. Joined February 2010

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MG @mattglendon

2 years ago

I'd like to see a remaster of the album Sleddin' Hill by @augustburnsred . The whole album feels too flat.

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Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman

2 years ago

@MTNDEWGaming @Twitch Twitch.tv/Das_Austerman we’re wrassling while we #sippin

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Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman

2 years ago

The time is NOW! Come join us! @MTNDEWGaming #sippin Twitch.tv/Das_Austerman

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MG @mattglendon

2 years ago

Blue cheese is the superior dipping sauce for veggie sticks.

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MG @mattglendon

2 years ago

Imagine if Theme Park dark rides utilized Vantablack paint. The absolute void that could create would be fantastic. Imagine the roof of Pirates painted that, looking like a never ending sky

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MG @mattglendon

2 years ago

I'm pretty proud of that 0.5% @allenstone #SpotifyWrapped

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MG @mattglendon

2 years ago

It's going to be so hard to return to the states after this trip. Everything is ridiculously cheaper, the air is cleaner, and every direction you look: trees. 🌲 Canada wins. 🇨🇦

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✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk

2 years ago

our baja, who blast in heaven

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MG @mattglendon

2 years ago

New band name: Old Lady Clown Car

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MG @mattglendon

2 years ago

We have had our yard set up since September 1st

StorfYEET 🦖🦕 @Storfy33

2 years ago

We have had our yard set up since September 1st

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MG @mattglendon

2 years ago

Forget watching the #AppleEvent or the #VMAs . You should be watching this stream! Tonight at 8pm!

Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman

2 years ago

Forget watching the #AppleEvent or the #VMAs . You should be watching this stream! Tonight at 8pm!

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Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman

2 years ago

Tonight 0800 pm pst! We continue to grow the cult and then we determine if some horny teens should live or die! Come play god! Twitch.tv/Das_Austerman

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WDW Bus Driver 🏰 ⚪️ 🌳 🎥 🚌 @wdwbusdriver

2 years ago

What if. We had a bugs land? Heimlich deserved better.

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Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman

2 years ago

The tonight @ 0800 pm pst. Come and join us over at twitch.tv/Das_Austerman

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I feel like Five Finger Death Punch is the music equivalent to those cringe videos on Tiktok of the scrawny dudes getting their girl stolen and "Awakening the demon". Specifically the track Jekyll and Hyde

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Jonathan Werden @werd_play

2 years ago

@UpUpDwnDwn @AustinCreedWins @MmmGorgeous @the_chugs Y’all have to check out @Das_Austerman stream WWE2K23 tonight for #Boisnight! He streams a custom myUniverse every Monday night! Must watch entertainment! Monday Night Is For The Bois! twitch.tv/das_austerman