Matthew Friedman @matthew_fman

he/him St. Louis, MO Joined March 2015

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Matthew Friedman @matthew_fman

2 years ago

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2 years ago

there should be an app where you can listen to a sports game on the radio and then it automatically switches to your spotify until the commercials are over

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Matthew Friedman @matthew_fman

3 years ago

i am witnessing someone on the subway eat a single slice of pizza both from the crust side and point side. morals are dead!

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3 years ago

honestly those few weeks of foggy glasses season when christmas music isn’t allowed yet are a slog

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3 years ago

never let fish give you hope

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3 years ago

today had big winter vibes

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3 years ago

never underestimate the power of a good bowl of soup (or, for that matter, the power of scoring more than two runs in a single, incredibly important game against a division rival)

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3 years ago

honestly a big fan of listening to the kate bush stranger things song while walking up the 14th street corridor from sixth to seventh

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3 years ago

jerry nadler's victory speech is giving big bar mitzvah vibes

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Student Life Newspaper @studlife

4 years ago

BREAKING: The Washington University Police Department has arrested a person in connection to the vandalism of the Underpass Black history mural, administrators just announced in an email. The arrest was on Dec. 23, WUPD interim chief Dave Goodwin told StudLife in an email.

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Matthew Friedman @matthew_fman

4 years ago

proposal to have how i met your father adopt the wordle rollout model

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4 years ago

today I ate a clementine in Zoom school and received none of the satisfaction I would have had I eaten it in person and seen everyone try to figure out where the smell was coming from. very sad.

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4 years ago

honestly workday sucks

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Student Life Newspaper @studlife

4 years ago

BREAKING: WashU moves spring classes online for first two weeks, will restrict access to most housing and campus services through Jan. 28

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Matthew Friedman @matthew_fman

4 years ago

alright so tonight I made pasta with chicken and forgot that I was supposed to use a different fork for milk and meat (thanks, kosher), so I just spent 60 seconds pouring boiling water over the offending fork religion is weird