Matthew Swift @mattheweswift

Views are my own Joined December 2010

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Matthew Swift @mattheweswift

2 years ago

Michael Scott Paper Company has been acquired by Dunder Mifflin

Golf Digest @GolfDigest

2 years ago

Michael Scott Paper Company has been acquired by Dunder Mifflin

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A couple SVB thoughts. 1. 250k is too low. It's insane that a small company with say 2.5m in payables and payroll at the end of the month should be "prudent" and split their cash across 10 banks in case of a run. The fees and admin would be crazy. But great for banks

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Jayson Tatum @jaytatum0

3 years ago

Nothing cooler than this dad shit

SLAM @SLAMonline

3 years ago

Nothing cooler than this dad shit

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Lisa Cornwell @LisaMCornwell

4 years ago

All this talk about Phil Mickelson, Saudi Golf, LIV Golf, PIP, etc. reminds me: #LPGA players don’t even get health insurance — they get a $1850 (yearly) stipend toward their insurance.

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Bellingcat @bellingcat

5 years ago

For those who are able to: please try to scrape and save any videos and livestreams of the Capitol storming and occupation. Just like after Charlottesville in 2017, many of those who are streaming will delete their streams once they realize how incriminating the footage is.

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Brad Sams @bdsams

5 years ago

Me today

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Mike Cannon-Brookes 👨🏼‍💻🧢🇦🇺 @mcannonbrookes

5 years ago

“... with another American dying every minute of every day, a country that once turned out fighter planes by the hour could not manage to produce the paper masks or cotton swabs essential for tracking the disease.” Incredibly powerful writing. Worth time. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

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Miles Beckett @mbeckett

5 years ago

The trillion dollar question. Why are COVID cases increasing while deaths are decreasing? The answer is simple. It's called Simpson's paradox and it's the result of incorrectly pooling data and arriving at a false conclusion. A thread 1/9 #COVID19 #ThursdayThoughts

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Brett Bigham -I go by Mr B-the PhD is honorary. @2014ORTOY

5 years ago

In 2014, after being named Teacher of the Year, my supervisor told me if I said I was gay in public I would be "shot in the head." I was told I would be fired if I did not bring her all of my private mail from home to read. (more)

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elizabeth @Elizasoul80

5 years ago

All Ron Perlman needs to do is insult Ted Cruz's wife and then Ted will endorse him for president.

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Nahal Toosi @nahaltoosi

5 years ago

Eliot Engel responds to Mike Pompeo. The last 2 paragraphs are ... well, just read:

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Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT

5 years ago

Still rubbing eyes at this tweet. The guy was bleeding from is ears and was hospitalized. That was...faked?

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

5 years ago

Still rubbing eyes at this tweet. The guy was bleeding from is ears and was hospitalized. That was...faked?

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono

5 years ago

Listen up, LIBS. The police didn’t use tear gas. They used a “gas” that induces—let me start over

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Matthew Swift @mattheweswift

5 years ago

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Jim Zub 🎲 @JimZub

5 years ago

Whose street? Our street.

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Boston 25 News @boston25

5 years ago

Monday night protests in Boston were peaceful, no looting reported boston25news.com/news/monday-ni…

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Matthew Swift @mattheweswift

5 years ago

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The Associated Press @AP

5 years ago

"If you were out protesting last night, you probably need to go get a COVID test this week.” Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms and other government leaders are warning that massive protests could fuel a new surge in coronavirus cases. apne.ws/ifYPPGV