Matt Long @matthiasman
I'm Matt. Joined April 2008-
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Donald Trump being late for his announcement “I see you shiver in antici……”
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Trump’s gonna come out with the full Turkey-teeth, hair transplant, facelift combo like
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I forgot to post the gaslighting doc. For context for anyone who hasn't saw the last video, whenever I or a member of my staff brings a new girlfriend into the office to meet everyone, we always try to talk to them privately and tell them a bunch of shit that we absolutely made…
My current level of hell. @instagram what am I supposed to do here?! My account’s been hacked, and your website takes you in a circle. Help me please.
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I wish I knew who made this. I stole it from my discord
Happy New Sleep Token Day to all who observe. Worship.
Eating 50g of cheese: As a mozzarella stick? Delicious. As Babybell? Great source of calcium. As a Cheese String? Haha, fun and tasty! As a handful of grated cheddar straight from the bag? Degenerate. Abhorrent. Disgusting. A crime.
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This is poetry 😂😂😂😂😂
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@elonmusk By Foolz
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Today is the only day you can retweet this.
“A 14% stout? Sounds like a great way to start a beer festival! I’ll take a pint.”
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i don’t care that hot mulligan used chatgpt i’m employed
I listened for 17,228 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped Only slightly obsessed. @BilmuriTweets open.spotify.com/wrapped/share/…
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We're just normal men
The Light Behind Your Eyes by MCR, and Talkin 2 Ur Ghost by Bilmuri are the same song, and no I won’t expand on that.
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