Matthew Hoffmeyer @matthoffmeyer

Longhorn and Engineer Joined December 2012

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Matthew Hoffmeyer @matthoffmeyer

3 months ago

Took way too long to review that Texas Tech challenge. Was starting to think Women's softball just wants controversy

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Fr. Dwight Longenecker @dlongenecker1

4 months ago

Re-post to thank God for Pope Leo.

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Matthew Hoffmeyer @matthoffmeyer

6 months ago

This Texas basketball team always looks like a deer in the headlights in crunch time. Poor inbounds plays, awful defense, just letting guys drive the lane without resistance. Brutal to watch.

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Matthew Hoffmeyer @matthoffmeyer

8 months ago

#HookEm not the desired outcome, but what a fun season

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Matthew Hoffmeyer @matthoffmeyer

9 months ago

If 👏Bama 👏beat👏OU👏or👏Vandy 👏they👏were👏in

Mike Rodak @mikerodak

9 months ago

If 👏Bama 👏beat👏OU👏or👏Vandy 👏they👏were👏in

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Cedric “C4” Baxter Jr @c4era_

9 months ago

To my Texas football family, this is for you. 🧡🤘@PlayersTribune theplayerstribune.com/cj-baxter-ncaa…

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Matthew Hoffmeyer @matthoffmeyer

10 months ago

Ahahahahahahahaha Ahhahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha

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Matthew Hoffmeyer @matthoffmeyer

10 months ago

This article is just a pitty party cry rant. Georgia has 2 losses cause they are a tuenover machine, it is not a travesty that LSU is struggling, they lost to USC first game of the season. Michigan beat USC... We shall see how it shakes out in a few weeks

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Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang

12 months ago

RT if you think Texas should be ranked #1 in the AP Poll #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

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Matthew Hoffmeyer @matthoffmeyer

a year ago

Can't tell if this is satire. Down bad I guess

Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa

a year ago

Can't tell if this is satire. Down bad I guess

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Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa

a year ago

I am tired of being Iowa State’s Super Bowl. This is the one game a year they always have circled on the calendar. While we're focused on winning championships, they are only focused on beating us. It's time to end this series

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Ana Mostarac @anammostarac

2 years ago

I was just at Starbucks in SF ordering an iced latte. The cashier asked if I would like to "round up" my purchase to support a local non-profit. The non-profit was OpenAI.

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Matthew Hoffmeyer @matthoffmeyer

2 years ago

This very popular take tonight is totally baffling. Blame the player trying to make some space for himself so he can leave the court. IT'S NOT HARD, @WakeForest hire some security to keep the floor clear. Ridiculous

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2 years ago

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MrBeast @MrBeast

2 years ago

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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Matthew Hoffmeyer @matthoffmeyer

2 years ago

Loved seeing this proud dad moment while Asjia O'Neal was just crushing it in the national championship match! #HookEm

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Matthew Hoffmeyer @matthoffmeyer

2 years ago

#HookEm

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Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho

2 years ago

Retweet to remind the #CFBPlayoff committee: TEXAS BEAT ALABAMA. TEXAS BEAT ALABAMA. TEXAS BEAT ALABAMA. TEXAS BEAT ALABAMA. TEXAS BEAT ALABAMA. TEXAS BEAT ALABAMA. TEXAS BEAT ALABAMA. TEXAS BEAT ALABAMA. TEXAS BEAT ALABAMA. TEXAS BEAT ALABAMA. TEXAS BEAT ALABAMA.

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Matthew Hoffmeyer @matthoffmeyer

2 years ago

So proud of @TexasFootball right now!!! Last time we were conference Champs, I had met my wife, but we weren't yet dating. We are now 9.5 years married with 3 kids who are going to be Longhorns baby!!! #HookEm all the way!!!