mattp (part of the 5x💉 club) @mattpep
Greying, limping Esperantist. Topics include: languages, bellringing, maths, software, and cats. (Links occasionally NSFW) @[email protected] Joined March 2008-
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confused as to why this man isn’t on every morning news segment going
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being autistic means spending a lifetime being misunderstood. our direct communication is misinterpreted as rudeness, our inquisitive nature is misinterpreted as being judging, and our need for quiet time is misinterpreted as being anti-social.
Do I know anyone who works at @Deliveroo , ideally in the systems or platform side of things?
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At what point can you invoice companies for wasting your time? I've now asked @ExpediaUK for help on the SAME issue ten times since August '22, exchanging nearly 100 messages and have been promised someone from escalations will contact me no less that 8 times (nobody ever does)
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A student just told Mom’s for Liberty cofounder Bridget Ziegler that she deserves to be fired from her job on his school board because she’s terrible at it, not because she had a threesome with another woman. Someone please buy this guy a drink or a coffee for me. He’s a hero.
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Today I learned: the opposite of a boycott (avoiding someone's products/services due to their behaviour/beliefs) is a buycott, which means to buy them in support of.
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David Cameron has been appointed as the new Foreign Secretary.
In a world so full of fail, it's good to see an #accessibility win. Congratulations to Café Local at Peterborough Station.
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Every time I have ever considered leaving tech, it has never been a tech issue. It’s always a people issue.
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Brexit - the story so far:
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"Code is there to explain the comments to the computer." — Andy Harris
This is the last time I use UPS / @UPS_UK . 4 emails, 4 online chats, 1 phonecall: requests for documents already sent (to addresses confirmed as valid) and conflicting information each time I contact support, even down to which COUNTRY my parcel is in – all for the same parcel.
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Therapist: What's wrong? Me: If I do the Borat voice once more, I'll be getting a divorce Therapist: And who told you that? Me: *tearfully clears throat*
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meanwhile in nz politics, deputy leader of the opposition asks the gay finance minister…
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just a heads up, twitter changed the DM settings for everyone to be that only checkies can DM you. if you want to receive DMs from anyone not dumb enough to fall for elon's scam, go into your settings and change it from the second option to the third option.
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