Matthew Rivas @mattrivasb

Joined February 2014

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Sam Stryker @sbstryker

3 years ago

Cities should have to bid to host the next season of The White Lotus like the Olympics

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Matthew Rivas @mattrivasb

4 years ago

Grubhub is coming for me with this 2021 spending summary NOBODY asked for 🙃

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Matthew Rivas @mattrivasb

4 years ago

Another magical visit to the big Apple — just got hit by a bike! 🥰🥰🥰

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Matthew Rivas @mattrivasb

4 years ago

Starting a support group for other gays who had to explain to their parents what a “Daddy” is after they watched Bowen Yang’s Daddy Long Legs sketch

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Matthew Rivas @mattrivasb

4 years ago

Nothing cools you down on a hot day like a falling drop of AC condensation in your eye

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Matthew Rivas @mattrivasb

4 years ago

Nothing quite as humbling as being asked by a barista in front of the entire line if it’s raining outside… no sir it’s 95 degrees and sunny I’m just sweating THAT MUCH.

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Matthew Rivas @mattrivasb

5 years ago

Watching two pigeons do it next to a pile of trash while I wait in the cold for leftover vaccines at the FEMA site is my March aesthetic

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Missed connection. I was running through West Philly, you were rummaging through some garbage on the curb. I almost tripped on you, screamed, and managed to get this pic before you ran back into the bushes. DM me if you see this.

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Matthew Rivas @mattrivasb

5 years ago

Me, a vision of professionalism, noticing halfway through a work call that my "We <3 Kilts: Men of Scotland" calendar is fully visible in the background

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr

5 years ago

New Year’s hottest club is...Staying the Fuck Home. This place has EVERYTHING! Cheap drinks. Heavy pours. Your favorite spot on the couch. No bathroom lines. No cover for ladies (masks & bras not required). VIP fridge access. Live performances by you staring at your phone & MORE!