Matt B @mattwindu
It's 4:20 somewhere Grand Rapids MI Joined December 2010-
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Yesterday, I learned a little about my Great Grandpa Dewey Blocksma. He was born in 1884. I was born in 1984. Doesn't seem possible.
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My buddy Karl pulled out a pipe shaped like a duck yesterday. I asked if it was for smoking quack.
Just got a text from an old friend I've been trying to reach for years and I'm crying like he's back from the dead. Tonight is a great night.
Wouldn't the ocean rising and moving the coastline inward create less oceanfront property?
I bought a pack of Puma underwear and there's no dickhole?? Is this because woke??
Tim Walz looks like a cross between Steve Martin and Tom Arnold.
Does it mean I'm getting old if I don't recognize any of the songs from @alyankovic's new polka??
If you have short term and long term memory loss, can't you just call it memory loss?
If you have short term and long term memory loss, can't you just call it memory loss?
Me: Well, if you and the kid aren't gonna be home after work, I guess I'll... Wife: go to the gym? Me: take the dog to the bar .... Wife: call me first, I might be home in time for that
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They call me Dr Worm Good morning how are you, I’m Dr Worm I live in RFK
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haven’t heard much about boeing lately did they get everyone
If a wildcat strike is so illegal, why did they give it such a cool name?
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