Matt Witkowski @mattwitkowski
label label label label label Princeton, NJ, USA Joined May 2009-
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No Christmas tree? No problem! Pick up a genuine Blue Spruce Dandle today. All of the scent, none of the needles.* #DandlesByDerp *May contain needles
Rather disappointed in @Steam today. I've requested exactly two refunds since 2007, but was denied an $11 refund for a game purchased on November 1st that I only recently got to play. I get that it's policy, but there shouldn't be a statute of limitations on terrible games.
cool muzak. it's like the kmart tapes but from the 50s.
Now I'm #retweeting this too I'm a madman pls stop me #madman #stopme #pls
@mattwitkowski Hey there, buddy. Don't retweet this. I'm serious.
Hang nine, my cool friends. That is, 2099. 🏄 #hangnine #fashionfoward #spacesurfing #coolguy @theugster
ProTip: collect spent Kremble Tops and recycle them at your nearest KrembleCenter! #krembletops #MakeEarthGreatAgain @theugster #KrembleInc
20% off sale on all Markus Wang accessories this week! #markuswang #GreatDealYeah! @theugster
I've learned how to cover myself in angle brackets, thanks to the #AngleBracketProtectionSociety #modernsuitofarmor @theugster @Hautbois630
I often muse about what would have become of opera if Verdi had used more fire... can you imagine?! #blowtorchopera @theugster @Hautbois630
I love living inside of goat cheese. thank goodness I'm not lactose-intolerant! #intergoatlactic @theugster @Hautbois630
toasty-warm fingers and toes have a new phrase, twitosphere! #toastyclemens @Hautbois630 @theugster #bam
my favorite brand of corrosive shoes were banned today. :( #thanksobama #ankleeaters @theugster @Hautbois630
My favorite hipster candystore downtown deserves a mention! #StickyBrick those brick walls are trendy #trendytrends @theugster @Hautbois630
Always, ALWAYS, take powdered rocks with you on a hike. #instantrockbridge #magic @theugster @Hautbois630
dropped my lamp. lamp contained the spirit of my grandfather. now the spirit is gone. so annoying. #harglebargle @theugster @Hautbois630
I can't believe @realDonaldTrump would choose such a wimpy vice president. #ArtherKrontrickle #weaksauce @theugster
When it snows, I like to make a #HarbingerCircle, gather up all of my worst premonitions, and set them on fire, releasing them. @theugster
Aaaand, done! The prototype, anyway.
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an actual bear @anactualbear
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