Max @maxburnside000

i like to shit my pants 🛸 Joined August 2024

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Max @maxburnside000

8 months ago

Thank you Angel and Chiara. You are appreciated.

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8 months ago

Peas are in the crockpot. Now we watch the matrix and shit my pants.

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Im gonna start the new year off right by eating an entire crockpot of black eyed peas and shitting my pants all damn day. My New Year’s resolution is to shit my pants as much as possible so I’m off to a good start.

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Max @maxburnside000

8 months ago

Have you ever pooped your pants in the pale moonlight?

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8 months ago

Shes a 10 AND she shits her pants.

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8 months ago

I think it was the Worcestershire sauce

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8 months ago

That tater tot casserole is gonna make a top-notch turd.

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Haru @jo_gutss

8 months ago

Repost if you sleep like this

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8 months ago

I literally just shit my pants. It looked just like the sausage gravy i had for breakfast.

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8 months ago

Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes

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8 months ago

If you are a guy in your 20’s, drop out of school, quit your job and get really strung out on dr*gs. Go into debt if you have to.

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8 months ago

Im gonna miss these times

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8 months ago

Thai red curry and drunken noodles = gas and explosive diarrhea

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8 months ago

Sometimes its neither the time nor the place to shit on the floor

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8 months ago

Time to shit my pants once again!! Get schwifty in this mfkr!!!!

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9 months ago

Can I have everyones attention… I have to shit my pants. Thank you for your cooperation with this matter.

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9 months ago

Even Jeffrey Dahmer got laid when he wanted to.

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9 months ago

Me wuv u wrong time

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9 months ago

If i shit my own pants then i don’t need anyone to shit my pants for me. This is true freedom.

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