maxie (colonizer) 🥩 @maxies_back

I'm a new woman. But I'm still Mrs. Customer. Joined May 2021

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maxie (colonizer) 🥩 @maxies_back

2 hours ago

hey buddy, does posting make you feel guilty? 🫂

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maxie (colonizer) 🥩 @maxies_back

3 hours ago

i didn’t realize there were hormone wars about the “best” ways, like everyone’s body is different so our respective thresholds will be all over the spectrum 😭

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air-filled (concept) @doritoshape

3 hours ago

hey gorgeous why don’t you bring that fine ass over here and have a pirates of the carribbean + cheaper by the dozen movie marathon with me (total runtime 15h 20m)

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air-filled (concept) @doritoshape

4 hours ago

@maxies_back @yolko0no @kudosdunce do ye fear death jack sparrow

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maxie (colonizer) 🥩 @maxies_back

4 hours ago

that “hello fall” ig reel from dorinda…iconic

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maxie (colonizer) 🥩 @maxies_back

4 hours ago

it turns out letting the empire assassinate investigative reporters and allowing billionaires to own all the news outlets has an effect on the nature of the relationship between government and journalism. huh.

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maxie (colonizer) 🥩 @maxies_back

12 hours ago

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maxie (colonizer) 🥩 @maxies_back

14 hours ago

i was missing the guys in my rented apartment you’d think i’d have realized but i didn’t for quite some time started wetting my eyes cuz i’m soft in that department right then i realized you’re the love of my life