Maxnugget @maxnugget
Exit, pursued by a bear Cardiff Joined April 2008-
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We’ve just been terrorised by an enormous bumble bee, twice the size of my thumb. At one point we considered just locking up and moving house. I managed to get it out of the window, but there was a lot of screaming, mostly from my husband. 🐝
Does anyone else go to type ‘Coronation’ and have to wade through all the ‘Coronavirus’ mutations first?
Standing in the kitchens of Buckingham Palace, defrosting an industrial sized bucket of Meat of Mixed Origin with a two speed hair dryer that I bought for cash and thinking about those who said I’d never make it.
This is a bit weird. 🤔 I didn’t tweet this though it’s appeared in my timeline. And I definitely didn’t tweet it at 2am! 😂
This is a bit weird. 🤔 I didn’t tweet this though it’s appeared in my timeline. And I definitely didn’t tweet it at 2am! 😂
Lighting my yellow candles in memory of Hindi Sharf who was murdered age 5, Aron Shapocinik murdered age 1, and David Sharf murdered age 71. #YellowCandle #YomHaShoah
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 17 Apr 2008 (via @twi_age).
Today is Marcel Marceau’s centenary. My friend and I went to see him in Manchester in the 80s at a matinee show because we couldn’t afford the evening performance, and we were the only two people there. It was beautiful and heartbreaking. Isn’t this photo stunning?
A bit of Lancashire Cheese on toast with Lancashire Sauce to set the scene for watching The Bay 😉 #TheBay
50,000 Yellow Candles have now arrived in the UK for Yom HaShoah on the 17th April 🇬🇧 To purchase your Yellow Candle, please visit yellowcandleuk.org/purchasecandle
I have a migraine today, brought on by the weather and the fact that I’ve eaten nothing but cheese for 48 hours. I’m trying to watch ‘The Third Man’ but flip me if the zither on the soundtrack isn’t grating on every last nerve. 🥴🤯
The Quorn Lancashire Hotpot with parched peas was a triumph! 😂 Every day should be Lancashire Day. #LancashireDay
I’m half Belgian, half Lancastrian, watching the Belgium game on Lancashire Day. 🇧🇪🥳🌹It’s a little known fact that John O’Gaunt, Duke of Lancaster & founder of the House of Lancaster, was from Ghent! My dad was also from Ghent. His name was Willy though. #LancashireDay #Belgium
I’ve had half an eye on ‘I’m a Celeb’ these last three weeks but I’m boycotting it tonight because of Matt Hancock. 😂 This smacks of paranoia I know, but I think his popularity is rigged. A thread below, should you need it, to remind you that the tories are utter bastards.
I’ve had half an eye on ‘I’m a Celeb’ these last three weeks but I’m boycotting it tonight because of Matt Hancock. 😂 This smacks of paranoia I know, but I think his popularity is rigged. A thread below, should you need it, to remind you that the tories are utter bastards.
Happy Lancashire Day! 🌹🥳 We are having Lancashire Hotpot (made with Quorn, lol) with parched peas, followed by Beaconfell Cheese and Eccles Cakes for AFTERS! I will spend the day going to the foot of our stairs, where I’ll stand like cheese at fourpence. 😀 By gum!
Happy Lancashire Day! 🌹🥳 We are having Lancashire Hotpot (made with Quorn, lol) with parched peas, followed by Beaconfell Cheese and Eccles Cakes for AFTERS! I will spend the day going to the foot of our stairs, where I’ll stand like cheese at fourpence. 😀 By gum!
I’m just heading out to a funeral and my stomach has decided to start growling at maximum volume. It honestly sounds like I’ve swallowed Kenneth Williams. ‘Oooooh, matron’. I don’t know how to stop it. 🥴😂

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