Blobface @mcblobface

who me? Joined February 2018

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L Ron Mexico @LRonMexico

2 years ago

Swifties watching week 4: who are the men in the stipe shirts? Are they the coaches? Swifties week 13: (shouting at TV) MAN! MAN! Haha Sean McDermott is going man here, fucking idiot. We got Travis 1 on 1 against weak side linebacker and fuckboy gemini Dorian Williams! Let’s go!

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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad

3 years ago

Liberté, égalité, crudité

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Molly White @molly0xFFF

3 years ago

i can't believe they've redefined "crypto" to be short for cryptocurrency instead of its original meaning: cryptozoology

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Blobface @mcblobface

3 years ago

Couples that say "my love" with the same tone millennials say "my guy".

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Blobface @mcblobface

3 years ago

So you're saying the word "hipsters" is no longer... mainstream?

Mr. Chau @Srirachachau

3 years ago

So you're saying the word "hipsters" is no longer... mainstream?

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Blobface @mcblobface

3 years ago

I'd buy so much free insulin. Like so much. Would have insulin all over the house. Every empty square inch I'm not diabetic or anything, I just like clutter

Bad Medical Takes @BadMedicalTakes

3 years ago

I'd buy so much free insulin. Like so much. Would have insulin all over the house. Every empty square inch I'm not diabetic or anything, I just like clutter

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beetle moses @beetlemoses

3 years ago

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Drew @aKellyBrand

3 years ago

Proof that men don't want no drama in their life 😂😂😂

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Cerulean (Hyptiot) @CeruleanFI

3 years ago

I must not take part of twitter discourse Discourse is the mind-killer Discourse is the little death that brings total oblivion I will face the discourse I will permit it to pass over me and through me And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path

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rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed

3 years ago

no no, i’m not saying I judge you. i’m just saying i understand why other people do

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Emma Bolden @emmabo

3 years ago

me, recommending a book: this book DESTROYED ME. this book RIPPED MY VERY BEING APART. i read the end sobbing in a fetal position on the floor and i didn't move for three hours. please read it HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT

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Shawn Lenore | How to be a Werewolf comic @shawnlenore

3 years ago

tumblr developed a humor style that I've never seen work elsewhere and I'm still losing my shit over this specifically

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Blobface @mcblobface

3 years ago

That's how time works, Böb. Things happen and then people react to them.

Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

3 years ago

That's how time works, Böb. Things happen and then people react to them.

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Blobface @mcblobface

3 years ago

"Chief Justice John Roberts compared Obergefell v. Hodges (2015) to Dred Scott, as another example of trying to settle a contentious issue through a ruling that went beyond the scope of the Constitution." Absolutely disgusting comparison. They'll come for Obergefell soon, I bet

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soul nate @MNateShyamalan

3 years ago

SUSAN COLLINS: every woman has a right to her own body, which is why i’m appalled that you seem to have taken my nose, and.. oh. well now you’ve given it back. i see. while i’m grateful for its return, this sets a troubli– hold on now. youve got it again. its right there i see it