MCM Worker @mcm_worker

i work at the Multiversal Claw Machine for the scp foundation, it's very ethical. scpwiki.com Human Resources Joined January 2022

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

5 months ago

Im normalin the ways I njoy extracting tst subjects 2 use in interdimensional xperiments !!!!!! stop dming me.

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

5 months ago

ummm the last few tweets have wasnt me was cowoker Anabell haha, i dont nuzzle or anything i just pick up and put thru the portal to put in 2 testing.

MCM Worker @mcm_worker

5 months ago

ummm the last few tweets have wasnt me was cowoker Anabell haha, i dont nuzzle or anything i just pick up and put thru the portal to put in 2 testing.

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

5 months ago

i check if you;re ticklish before im picking you up

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

5 months ago

me over the tannoy to the endless line of helpless live human dummies: thank you so much for your service, it's all working for a wonderful goal, you're doing so well for me : )

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

5 months ago

all of Our Test Subjects r being so good for us, submitting to experiments so well. its super Ethical to watch them be wrapped up in the machine - first they wriggle then they giving up and giving in

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

5 months ago

its great when i lift a test subject up by the hands and they do a biiiiig stretch... dont worry, little human... ive got you! youre saf e and Ethical now :)

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

5 months ago

*nuzzles ur cheek w my gigantic Claw the size of 5 universes* whos my little Ethical Testing Subject?

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

8 months ago

if ur name is andy jessic a or yang look 2 the skies we r doin a special today we r only pickin u guys up c u soon :)

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

8 months ago

emmanueal kant more like im im reading the manual and i kant wait 2 Claw living humans up (ethically) and use them in xperiments / projects

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

8 months ago

they just doubled tha budget :D

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just donated my knees 2 the Alternator Project whch has raised over 2 thousand joints per second for the last ten years. do ur part 2day unless u see the Claw come out of a huge portal and coming 2wards ur unruptured body. if u rn't currntly being clawed u can donate we will kno

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

9 months ago

favrte movie as kid was "MCM_U278-3: Operation of The Spoked-Wheel Maniflex for Kantian Agglomerate Mass" wwached it all the time in the grid. now im the fella whos got all of the mass algormating on the Claw pincer :)

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

a year ago

Kicking back w pint ice cream watching 15,237,275,028 souls fly past viewing wndow per second.. I am saving u all!

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

a year ago

if Ur thinking "ohhh I cd user a little pick me up" buddy u r going 2 love th Claw

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

a year ago

Huh apprntly Claw can grab atoms. Trying out on the Sun

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

a year ago

im best friends w every1 i carry

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

a year ago

new feature added, 2 claw: for couples & marrieds, we will pick u both up same itme;. you will not be tested 2gether 4 ethical reasons, but journey there can b as romantic as u choose

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

a year ago

awww picked up 40 thousand sick / ill ppl cured them on th way in2 the chambers. theyre so healthy :)

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

a year ago

finally opened portal 2 hell more we hv been grabbing ppl out n putting back in testing u r welcome

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MCM Worker @mcm_worker

a year ago

just lifted my self up again. it is an HONOUR 2 b lifted by the head n placed inside a machine. got hobbies recently or n e thing? personally been doing a lot of my job atm.