moxietwat @megaclit500
happily married sisterwife Dayton, OH Joined September 2020-
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this pandemic has been STIFLING for those of us who like to charm and flirt
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what america needs is a pair of high waisted jeans that work in the times when you’d like to sit
which roommate is currently cleaning her bowl with pamplemousse la croix? comment below 👇
imagine being a woman at the airport calling her friend at 9am to say “good morning - now. is there any good barbecue in Dallas?”
had a nightmare where the gas pedal was switched with the brakes and usage of your and you’re was flipped
sometimes you’re eating a bagel and it’s soooo good that you have no clue where it went in your belly and then you have to have another!
my favorite thing to do is sob on the way home from the dayton airport because i miss all my friends so much 🥲
vaxxed, waxed, and ready to soar. #bigbord
wondering what someone’s armpits would smell like after a 6 week raw milk cleanse…
moxietwat retweeted
fuck lufafarms i’d rather die than order organic produce to my door
“I’d like to lick a wet rock” grant ordering white wine
forgot that i drunkenly ordered this on my parents amazon:)
you’ve misunderstood - I’m not into tote bags, I’m into stealing.
I would say she’s lying, but…
see ya later honey, gotta go fight the porn. #stronggodlyman
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