M @megchambe
human coffee flavoured juice box Joined February 2009-
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This is Riley. Every morning he hangs over the wall and drops his toy so the nearest passerby is forced to play with him. It works 100% of the time. 14/10
so.. went to the new ikea in Exeter. it was basically a big warehouse full of anxiety & meatballs #ikea
DANGEROUS TWEET ALERT!!! sneezed twice whilst holding a large glass of wine w/ spilling it 💁🏼♀️ 🙌🏼 #Hallelujah
so. like. if the queen makes it to 100... does she write herself a birthday card & high five herself..i dunno?
if he doesnt kiss you like they do in movies then youre obvs not famous & obvs not in a movie
the world wouldnt be in such a shit state if they just left the E colours & artificial flavourings in food
cute pic of me hiding from all the men that lie & cheat
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