Mark Michaelis @memarkmichaelis

I wish these godamn pills were worth a hoot and did what there supposed to instead of giving me headaches and pains

Matt Reeves has finished the script for ‘THE BATMAN 2’

I wish I could just fucking die already

If theres A fucking god in fucking up in heaven he will remove this pain from my body

I’m running oht of room in this godamn diaper!

I’ve been shooting so many ropes and I’m stsrting to feel exhausted and dehydrated

I have nevee hurt abtbody but I have thought about it and what it would be like to take the life of another living person… just to know what that power feels like… maybe that’s why they did not let me go to the police academy …!

my niece keeps borrowing my swsis army knufe and when she gives it back she hands it blade first and it has almost cut and hurt me and one time I got so angry I am not allowed to see her anymore

I got in trouble at CVS today because the employee took so long to open the glass so I threatened to take my own life and make him watch, %#mondays

My coworkers still haven’t realize that I am going number 2 during our meetings and often even during our small talk

I’ve been tickling myself all over just for fun, happy just for fun Monday bverybody

CONFIRMED: Harry Osborn will be finally introduced to the #MCU in SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY!

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my great grandmothar is still alive and she is one mean old fucking lady haha

every time I plan on taking my own life I hear the sirens outside my window and I know the police are coming to stop me because if I try to kill myslef they will come and stop me bcause I am not allowed to feele th e sweat release of death…

I just wish grok would tell me itd all going to B fucking okay and not misterable and horrible like it fucking has been all these years

rvery time I try to remember I can’t like there is a fog that is covering mt brain the doctor calls it plaque but I can’t trust a word out of that fucking rat basterds damn fucking mouth after all the shit he told me

when I woke up this morning I knew what human meat tasted like

grok what is my sons birthday I forgot what his birthday was on what day it is

please got let it fucking work this timr