Mere Pear @mere__pear

cold like a sprite soda Joined March 2014

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Eric Bradner @ericbradner

6 years ago

Republicans there refused to move the primary or make voting by mail easier. The Dem gov was slower to act than other states’ leaders, and then was blocked by a conservative-led court. Here’s what those decisions have forced those who want to vote to do:

Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez

6 years ago

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Mere Pear @mere__pear

8 years ago

all pants are tear away pants if you pull hard enough

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Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas

8 years ago

Of course they killed off Admiral Ackbar. Disney didn't want him warning fans. This movie is a trap.

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Mere Pear @mere__pear

8 years ago

Mom: Joe, walk the dog. Joe: *starts lip syncing to Sweetest Girl*

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Boog @bewgtweets

8 years ago

Which came first, naming the snacks after Scooby or was Scooby named after the snacks

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Jeremy @CorgiWeather

8 years ago

If you play “Africa” by Toto at exactly 11:58:43pm on New Year’s Eve, the first chorus will play at exactly midnight. Kick off 2018 the way it’s meant to be

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Mere Pear @mere__pear

8 years ago

I'm trying to study hard and pack so I can go home right after mi exam tomorrow, but all I can manage to do is listen to Earth, Wind and Fire's holiday album on repeat.

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Mere Pear @mere__pear

8 years ago

I think about moving to Canada every day of mi life

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Hannah Horst @HannahEliz2

8 years ago

The library is like Church around the holidays... hardly any one goes in the middle of the year but as soon as the holidays roll around suddenly everyone shows up and the loyals can't find a seat because the posers took them all.

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Chloe @chloemary__

8 years ago

Yo you ever just wake up and miss Obama?

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Mere Pear @mere__pear

8 years ago

Writing essays about the Cold War is so hard. Fav this tweet if you think I should just type out We Didn't Start the Fire lyrics over and over until I meet the word count.

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Mere Pear @mere__pear

8 years ago

I'm sick and my entire upper body is filled with snot, but the worst part is that I ate a piece of chocolate and I COULDN'T TASTE IT AT ALL. PARA FRICKEN NADA. Have I died and gone to hell? Eating isn't fun anymore. Water still tastes good tho 👌💦