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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

mom of 2, comedian, writer New Orleans, LA Joined February 2012
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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

33 minutes ago

I say my husband is dramatic when he’s sick but when it’s time for me to breastfeed and I don’t have a beverage, you would think I had been lost in a desert for days

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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan

4 days ago

I love how when Trump goes five days without openly violating the U.S. Constitution we just all assume he passed away

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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @SprtsDrnk

3 days ago

hey y’all why do you think the saengar & mahalia jackson turned off the comments to announce their chris d’elia show?

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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

4 days ago

I hate seeing clips of Christina P pretending that she doesn’t know her stupid husband hates women. I hate comedy so much sometimes. “The problem with feminism….” Doesn’t need to come out of any middle aged man’s mouth ever

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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

4 days ago

#1 reason I know Emani Ellis is a liar is that acrylics aren’t actually sharp. I’m a chronic picker and I would get fake nails bc they were too thick to break skin.

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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

4 days ago

I never thought I’d be one of those moms that didn’t let her child have sugar, but I am a bit surprised that my child has fun dip in his belly button

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constans @constans

6 days ago

It’s not just that people have become weirdly anti-social, it’s that they insist that they are in the right for being anti-social and everyone else is committing a social crime

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alex turntine @turntineforwhat

a week ago

It’s not just that people have become weirdly anti-social, it’s that they insist that they are in the right for being anti-social and everyone else is committing a social crime https://t.co/rxUKjbzaNb

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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

5 days ago

I could never be an Occasional Cigarette Person (elegant and mysterious). I am damned to either be a No Cigarette Ever Person (scold, neurotic) or a Cigarettes All The Time Person (undisciplined, nostalgic to the point of indulgence)

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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

a week ago

The whole thing has produced some very funny clips bc cardi b is just naturally hilarious but the woman suing her is such a piece of shit and it bothers me so much

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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

a week ago

Every so often, after taking my proton pump inhibitor every day for years, I’ll think I don’t need it any more bc I haven’t had heartburn. This is kinda like when alcoholics get a few years of sobriety and think that means they can have a drink

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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

a week ago

Oscar still calls New Orleans “wah norlins” and that’s the one I’ll be saddest about when it’s gone

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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

a week ago

Opposite of me. I was like “we think Josephine but do you want to name her? We’re really stressed about it. Give me your top 5”

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ryan… @CHUNK1NGEXPRESS

a week ago

Opposite of me. I was like “we think Josephine but do you want to name her? We’re really stressed about it. Give me your top 5”

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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

a week ago

Surprisingly I feel better on the days that I fix myself eggs for breakfast than I do on the days that I eat the discarded edges of my son’s poptart

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