missy @messycarroll
Missy by day, Messy by night | victim of TikTok fame Social Media Analyst @SSBehavior @sportsmockery White Sox, Bears, etc. Satire etc. GYM RAT😈 Chicago, IL Joined July 2014-
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Remember when everyone made the inside joke that “Missy stormed the capitol on January 6th” ha ha Well you assholes, everyone else thought it was funny too. now i get gifts like this:
Still time!
A look at the timber tech hole👀
They called it and STILL fell for it! Another satisfied customer😤
We give them redos with trick balls and it’s worked every time
We give them redos with trick balls and it’s worked every time
Found the @SoxMachine Cart for @carrollbrosfund golf outing. I'm better suited for the mini golf course at Stony Creek.
Thank you Josh and Sox Machine for sponsoring the outing! My family is so grateful to have found the Sox community here and it’s made the day feel so special to us with all the support!☺️ still able to donate online at Carrollbros.org
Thank you Josh and Sox Machine for sponsoring the outing! My family is so grateful to have found the Sox community here and it’s made the day feel so special to us with all the support!☺️ still able to donate online at Carrollbros.org https://t.co/piJNXQbQZL
Reminder that it’s still not too late to buy a heckle for a golfer! Share with your friends and family to get in on the action from home! Follow the link➡️ carrollbros.org/heckles
The White Sox started this streak once I stopped watching the broadcast bc I’m supposed to be “de-stressing” but you can’t take gameday away from me. Colson Montgomery is curing me. Ted is toast. Two catchers.
Long shot but if you guys know anyone in the outing you can submit $5 for me and @larsen_cassie to heckle them and ruin their drive on the 12th hole! Lineups on the site.
Long shot but if you guys know anyone in the outing you can submit $5 for me and @larsen_cassie to heckle them and ruin their drive on the 12th hole! Lineups on the site.
It’s also that time of year my cousin’s friends get to the hole I’m working and “know me from twitter” and if that’s you coming to the course tomorrow plz disclose that first so I know you’re a person that’s seen me tweet out Grady Sizemore thirst cams.
It’s also that time of year my cousin’s friends get to the hole I’m working and “know me from twitter” and if that’s you coming to the course tomorrow plz disclose that first so I know you’re a person that’s seen me tweet out Grady Sizemore thirst cams.
Shoutout and big thanks to @RamovaChicago for being a silver sponsor this year! They inspire us to keep South Side culture alive and bring us all together #TheCarrollWay
Some confusion to clear up: I am not going to “rehab” for like addiction, the only addiction I have is to bad baseball & there’s no cure💔 it’s like recovery and management?? Basically idk how to live w/ chronic illness so they teach me & I get some overdue therapy❤️
Some confusion to clear up: I am not going to “rehab” for like addiction, the only addiction I have is to bad baseball & there’s no cure💔 it’s like recovery and management?? Basically idk how to live w/ chronic illness so they teach me & I get some overdue therapy❤️
Love this picture so much. The ‘port is a gem!
Love this picture so much. The ‘port is a gem!
Last day of work until November tomorrow which is cray. But I’m about to be posting a lot about my journey in …rehab? Recovery? Idk my body’s fuckeedddd and I would like more people to pursue this if they need so I want to make it less scary for you. New life 🔜
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN! YEAR 6 of the boys only league me and Hannah infiltrated and ruined😈 Last time we unionized the league to force our manager to change the scoring. This year? Accidentally Auto drafted and might be in the best spot so far. Says a lot about me🔥🔥
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN! YEAR 6 of the boys only league me and Hannah infiltrated and ruined😈 Last time we unionized the league to force our manager to change the scoring. This year? Accidentally Auto drafted and might be in the best spot so far. Says a lot about me🔥🔥 https://t.co/c1vIjRslRs
1 month after this tweet, they’ve gone 11-19. 52-88 with 22 games left. For 55 wins: 3-19 For 60 wins: 8-14 To avoid 100 losses: 11-11 For 65 wins: 13-9 For 70 wins: 18-4
1 month after this tweet, they’ve gone 11-19. 52-88 with 22 games left. For 55 wins: 3-19 For 60 wins: 8-14 To avoid 100 losses: 11-11 For 65 wins: 13-9 For 70 wins: 18-4
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