￦¡£ГDθ @messysassafras

22 · mommy · wifed up · scorpio · sasshole · slytherin Joined April 2018

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j o c @jjocelynn24

7 years ago

I’m legit the type of person that will go with you to just run some errands lmao ... need to go pick up some milk? Alright sounds fun I’ll come along. Need to get a car wash? Okay pick me up who doesn’t like car washes ? Like irdc what we do 😂

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zilla @zillawrites

7 years ago

PSA: Just because you have unprotected sex does not mean you're going to get pregnant. Get to know your body, your cycle, and all the complexities of conception. Read: Taking Charge of Your Fertility by Toni Weschler.

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💌 @glowyaquarius

7 years ago

single dads exist so there should be baby changing tables in both women’s AND men’s restrooms & that’s that

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𝒞𝒶𝒾𝓉𝓁𝒾𝓃🌺 @CaitlinnEmily

7 years ago

YESSSS

kay marie @kemimarie

7 years ago

YESSSS

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𝐵𝓇𝒾𝒜𝓃𝓃𝑒 🪩 @brihindthescene

7 years ago

Petition for Netflix so stop putting the sequels to movies if they’re not going to put the first one up too.

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￦¡£ГDθ @messysassafras

8 years ago

This would really be me

C @tattedbrunettee

8 years ago

This would really be me

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Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE

8 years ago

We don't deserve dogs 😍🐶

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pumpkin spice @MsPilotJones

8 years ago

Stop telling black people that they “talk like a white person” when they use proper enunciation and good speech. Intelligence does not strictly belong to white people.

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Alex is broken @mickeyvav

8 years ago

I’m this guy

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Modern Adult @adultproblem

8 years ago

Me at 18: as long as I’m in bed by 3 AM I’m good Me now: it’s already 8PM, we can’t start a movie this late

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idk @sarcastick1_

8 years ago

@officialshahem Random person once told my friend “wow did you even eat today” so yeah it’s real and makes ppl uncomfortable

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Rai🤍 @ForestWitch

8 years ago

If your baby wants to sleep in your arms, do it. Don’t listen to people that say you’re “spoiling them” and your tasks for the day can wait. Your baby is only so small for so long. Soak it in and love it