Muppety Methodist Mystic @methodistmuppet
UMC New Jersey Joined July 2025-
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Unfortunately the poem I have memorized is “Caedmon’s Hymn” in Old English. So it is seldom appropriate to recite it
Unfortunately the poem I have memorized is “Caedmon’s Hymn” in Old English. So it is seldom appropriate to recite it
The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
Anti-intellectualism has been rebranded as patriotism.
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I do agree w Barron’s critique. Annoying thing is that Trump admin is daily doing things in gross violation of Catholic teaching, yet it’s always a Dem Barron decides to nitpick in his little videos.
I do agree w Barron’s critique. Annoying thing is that Trump admin is daily doing things in gross violation of Catholic teaching, yet it’s always a Dem Barron decides to nitpick in his little videos.
*polite cough*
*polite cough* https://t.co/p8uJMs3mob
Men think lifting impresses women but one time I was in an Uber with a white guy and he started speaking fluent mandarin with the driver
I'm just going to state for the record that I'm not going to entertain the idea that your dog has autism but I might be willing to hear you out if you think your cat does
Why do some people have such a hard time accepting the immense good and millions of lives saved by vaccines over the decades? Why? What hurts them about that fact?
NGL dog autism is a very funny thing to be worried about
NGL dog autism is a very funny thing to be worried about
Lizzie is quite mistaken. The Penal Substitutionary Atonement Theory is not the only, or even the oldest, of the Atonement Theories. And attaching one’s salvation (Christianity) to that specific theory reveals her immaturity and ignorance of the other Atonement Theories.
I feel like pastors shouldn’t be edgelords online, but maybe I’m wrong?
ben franklin really was just firing off his own private twitter feed in poor richard's almanac
finally getting to use this chart again
finally getting to use this chart again https://t.co/cXlx3ErERH
What’s frustrating as a physician on social media is when you have fun content ideas to provide meaningful medical education to your audience, but then a powerful idiot starts mass diagnosing something fake like “mitochondrial challenges” while people watching at the airport, so…
What’s frustrating as a physician on social media is when you have fun content ideas to provide meaningful medical education to your audience, but then a powerful idiot starts mass diagnosing something fake like “mitochondrial challenges” while people watching at the airport, so…
Just stop calling yourself a Christian if you're going down this road. Seriously. What are you afraid of? It's clearly not the judgment of God. Just admit you're not a Christian anymore. "Oh, it breaks my heart to see people caring for their neighbors and
Just stop calling yourself a Christian if you're going down this road. Seriously. What are you afraid of? It's clearly not the judgment of God. Just admit you're not a Christian anymore. "Oh, it breaks my heart to see people caring for their neighbors and
Why do people use modern translations of the Bible? If the King James was good enough for Jesus it is good enough for me.
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