Mariko @mewriko

A place for narcissism and minor existential crises. kittenette.com San Francisco Joined October 2011

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Mariko @mewriko

4 months ago

At this point we’ve been doing Y2K revival fashion for nearly as long as the original Y2K fashion movement

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Mariko @mewriko

7 months ago

Germans act like they’re so genau but my train to München was 14 MINUTES late and nobody even apologized 🤪

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Mariko @mewriko

9 months ago

It’s 2024 and we’re still explaining to boomers about silent mode and how you can text anyone millenial and younger at any time of day

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Mariko @mewriko

10 months ago

Year 15 of learning French and “Japonaise” still just makes me think of Japanese mayonnaise

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Mariko @mewriko

10 months ago

Politically, Gen X are just boomers who know when to keep their mouths shut.

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Mariko @mewriko

11 months ago

The problem with Chat GPT is that its kink is saying Yes

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[PewDiePie makes Japan content] Me: Wait…what? Nah, I’m fine [PewDiePie makes climbing content] Me: I’m good [PewDiePie climbs in Japan with Magnus Mitbø while joking about Norway] Me*: UGH FINE TAKE MY ATTENTION 😤 *A Japanese, climbing, fan of Magnus w/a Norwegian partner

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Mariko @mewriko

2 years ago

Genuine question: is tanghulu actually good or is it just aesthetic and ASMR

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Mariko @mewriko

2 years ago

“Darling, could you please pass me the Furious Whirring Machine?” - the only way I’d ever refer to an electric pepper mill if I was forced to own one

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Mariko @mewriko

2 years ago

"Do your own research" - Person unqualified to do research

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Mariko @mewriko

2 years ago

Capitalism, stop trying to make Single’s Day happen! It’s not going to happen!

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Mariko @mewriko

2 years ago

We saw this happen with Facebook years ago, but Twitter has officially entered Phase II of the Irrelevant Social Media Platform Cycle, which is “desperately pushing random notifications in a doomed bid for engagement”