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Mugged by Reality. Imported from Detroit. Washington, D.C. Joined September 2009-
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RIP NYT kids section. Disappointed and saddened to see it go. Was a family favorite @nytimes
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I know we joke about stuff being incomprehensible to the European mind but 105,000 people giving a standing ovation to a 90-year-old man in a tuxedo after he puts on a mascot head is probably really hard for them to understand.
I know we joke about stuff being incomprehensible to the European mind but 105,000 people giving a standing ovation to a 90-year-old man in a tuxedo after he puts on a mascot head is probably really hard for them to understand.
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We used to be a proper country
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Okay, now we cyber bully Pizza Hut until they bring back the buffet and red cups.
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I’m beginning to think Ken Martin is a GOP plant. This is the DNC doing disinformation to Democrats, using cooked polls to give disastrous advice that we can only hope candidates are smart enough to ignore. What the hell are we doing people?
I’m beginning to think Ken Martin is a GOP plant. This is the DNC doing disinformation to Democrats, using cooked polls to give disastrous advice that we can only hope candidates are smart enough to ignore. What the hell are we doing people?
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It's like they're trying to lose. This is just insanely bad advice.
It's like they're trying to lose. This is just insanely bad advice.
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We’re a tough football program! (Just don’t let the mean man who says bad things about us inside our stadium.)
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If DC handled crime the way it handles parking tickets, we wouldn’t need the National Guard or federal law enforcement.
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Hey @grok who is the only football team in the big ten to vacate wins for cheating?
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How could this have possibly happened?
How could this have possibly happened? https://t.co/P4zuESun4v
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Coffee shops should have a special line, like TSA Pre-Check, for people ordering just black coffee.
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I found the greatest mural ever
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Shohei Ohtani is awesome because he’s one of the greatest athletes of all time and is also always getting into bizarre real world Kramer B-plots from Seinfeld
Shohei Ohtani is awesome because he’s one of the greatest athletes of all time and is also always getting into bizarre real world Kramer B-plots from Seinfeld
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Yes, please, let’s not rush to judgment when it comes to these types of things. That would be irresponsible.
Yes, please, let’s not rush to judgment when it comes to these types of things. That would be irresponsible.
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You know what's dishonest? Talking about the DC murder rate without acknowledging that DC averaged fewer than 100 murders per year from 2011-2014, but 2021-2024 we averaged 200+. The murder rate today is entirely unacceptable. That's the bottom line.
You know what's dishonest? Talking about the DC murder rate without acknowledging that DC averaged fewer than 100 murders per year from 2011-2014, but 2021-2024 we averaged 200+. The murder rate today is entirely unacceptable. That's the bottom line.
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Liberals need to stop doing identity politics for losers nytimes.com/2025/08/01/wel…
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NEW: Senator Mike Rounds says credible U.S. Govt whistleblowers have provided him with testimony in classified settings on transmedium UAP. “It can be both underwater and in the air and can apparently move to very, very high altitudes in a very short period of time.” “They’re…
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Sally Jenkins's goodbye note is, like, better than anything I have ever written.
Sally Jenkins's goodbye note is, like, better than anything I have ever written.
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