Michael de Bruyn @michaeldebruyn
I generally just tweet to complain about how Carlton is going Melbourne Joined March 2009-
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I’m living in a simulation. A time loop. Everything keeps repeating
I’m living in a simulation. A time loop. Everything keeps repeating
Eddie McGuire is a horrible host - doesn’t draw breath, loves the sound of his own voice & keeps interrupting his co-hosts. They sit around like stunned mullets, with their own points derailed by Eddie jumping down their throat before they get out a sentence #9FootyClassified
"'Crip'. I'm sorry we don't get to share that moment together... I love ya." When breaking the news to the team, Sam Docherty had this emotional message for great mate Patrick Cripps... yep 🥺 Full version to come. #ThankYouDoc
Run it back
This bloke is odious. Sneering at workers. Does he understand the job is dangerous? There’s a chance you won’t come home because of some idiot - Peter Dyck, Tim Rakei killed by speeding drivers. Others dead in work incidents crushed by heavy vehicles. Dangerous work deserves💰
This bloke is odious. Sneering at workers. Does he understand the job is dangerous? There’s a chance you won’t come home because of some idiot - Peter Dyck, Tim Rakei killed by speeding drivers. Others dead in work incidents crushed by heavy vehicles. Dangerous work deserves💰
Comments off 🙄. I don’t really know this bloke but I do know that Western Utd still haven’t delivered anything close to what they promised when they got their licence with no signs of it happening any time soon. Let’s see if anything changes, he’s got $2m in debts to chase first
Comments off 🙄. I don’t really know this bloke but I do know that Western Utd still haven’t delivered anything close to what they promised when they got their licence with no signs of it happening any time soon. Let’s see if anything changes, he’s got $2m in debts to chase first
FFV/FFA same old shit
The best thing when Caroline Wilson nails a story is figuring out who all the insecure shit blokes are out there who have a meltdown over it. She’s the best in the business
Is “Ed Curnow must play a minimum of 18 games a season” a clause in Charlie Curnow’s contract extension? Because there can be no other reason why Voss can keep selecting him with a straight face.
SACK HIM @LukeSayers
Sack Voss. I hope those Carlton board members feel good about their decision to spike Ross Lyon. How’s that looking?
Based on this photo, I’m starting to think this was less about preservation of heritage and more about NIMBYs not wanting to share their idyllic inner city pocket with younger renters and a lower socioeconomic class. This is far from a desecration of a heritage building. BUILD IT
Based on this photo, I’m starting to think this was less about preservation of heritage and more about NIMBYs not wanting to share their idyllic inner city pocket with younger renters and a lower socioeconomic class. This is far from a desecration of a heritage building. BUILD IT https://t.co/e6NPgzKLcD
Caught between a dislike of inner city NIMBYism and the fact this pub should never have closed in the first place, so I like the idea of it being “saved”. Though chances are slim to none. theage.com.au/politics/victo…
Either this is a pre-record or Eddie heavied them all in the production meeting. Bartel baby, free kicks, west coast injury list off the top
Either this is a pre-record or Eddie heavied them all in the production meeting. Bartel baby, free kicks, west coast injury list off the top
Do I sense a bit of professional jealousy from @UptheBaggers about the new @blues_news9 “Carlton News & Leaks” account? I guess when he gets inside info from his “sources” in the club it’s not a “leak”. Leak to me = good, leak to copycat page = bad. Chin up, may the best page win

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