Budget Captain Harlock @michaelmdillon
immortal space pirate • he/man • Bit of a smartass • Bit of a dumbass • Bit of a cheapass • Making Twitter More Awkward For Everyoneᵀᴹ Portland, Oregon Joined September 2012-
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I just realized if my kids hear 80’s music, that’s like me in high school listening to GD Bing Crosby, Doris Day, or The Andrew’s Sisters what the doddamn fuck?
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Why do I like turrets that stick up from rooftops? Oh, cupola reasons…
Snow-covered branch in front of the chicken coop makes it look like a Thomas Kinkade painting.
Quoth the Raven, "It can't rain all the time."
Not the best camera but it’s a nice day out here.
My kid has SO much trouble resuming the normal sleep and school schedule. He’s up AND functional now, and wants to get to school in time for recess.
Ugh. I forgot and used the 35 lb weight even though I haven’t been in the gym for two years, and now my triceps are in a convoy to Washington.
No I don’t need a lint roller; that’s my emotional support cat hair.
Rider Waite’s For Dinner Tonight?
*At speeding ticket hearing* Your honor, the radio played Hey Ya followed by Heartbreaker I rest my case.
octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman
32K Followers 2K Following cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes
📚 Talk To The Hatt... @Talk_To_The_Hat
24K Followers 21K Following #Empath Memes & pics not mine. Progressive straight He/Him. Nerdy & Flirty. Weird, broken, kind. 21+ Account is checked by C since he left this existence.
Ideabxos @Ideabxos694482
12 Followers 1K Following
Preference @Preference41596
39 Followers 4K Following
Foughez @Foughez16304
77 Followers 5K Following
Idon 🧩🍉 @jaslockyaoi69
918 Followers 911 Following I (still) NEED harlock · Free 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 · READ MY STRAWPAGE BEFORE ACTUALLY INTERACTING · alt @kagodonie
🐼panDa😇panDa�... @wordsmithlegend
7K Followers 6K Following AVI is me.Not a real panda. Sarcastic AF and witty. WAP(Wise Ass Panda). Male 🐼. Cake aficionado. sweet/bratty AF. “ I like ur butt”. I like saying stupid shit
Rich Hewitt @richjhewitt
22K Followers 24K Following Citizen of #Earth & our shared #Universe #Smizflark, Curry and Coffee Occasionally point my rectangle at things I think are pretty #FBPE #GTTO We are all 1 💜🙏
estrellasadie (commis... @estrellasadie
4K Followers 4K Following Art, music, comics, science, knitting, motorsport, gaming, ttrpg, sci-fi, retro computing, demoscene, electronics, coding, politics. Possibly a Cylon. #autistic
anna @damemes42025
66 Followers 607 Following anna · 22 - collared agere puppygirl basically active only on instagram now same @ on butterfly app Old main: @joinedfeb2011
Dr_Grumbles 🪄🏴�... @Tha_StrangeDr_
3K Followers 5K Following Understanding is an art and not everyone is an artist. A vessel and an anchor, porch satyr #Úlfhéðnar #DragonSoul #MagicInAMeatSuit,
Mohrs Minutiae @Avivafae
562 Followers 2K Following A disabled artist/freelance IT/software engineer/Uber driver/Elderly caregiver who’s into all sorts of stuff! Just trying to live life to the fullest.
marge homero @agomar999
676 Followers 1K Following USAF Vet 1975. NO DM of sex, porno,crap, will block w maga people.
jon @roryjohn2001
91 Followers 869 Following
ShesaMissTerri @sundaecone888
196 Followers 931 Following An Eeyore looking for her Piglet and Pooh. Seriously.
MellowLark @Mellowlark03
183 Followers 1K Following
Fav Flowers @faveinteriors
168 Followers 692 Following like to check facts and correct where necessary
TheGnomeDepot @TheGnomeDepot
9K Followers 4K Following I make cursed magical items for your fantasy world.
A_Gray_Phantom @A_Gray_Phantom
580 Followers 6K Following The Circus Streamer! I put the fun in funambulist. 40 IG: @a_gray_phantom Snapchat and Twitch: agrayphantom 🤡🤹♂
Previously Unnamed Co... @SweetTaterGames
851 Followers 3K Following Twitch streamer: SweetTaterGames Throne wish list: https://t.co/8W0xSQ959C More links to come in the future.
Lisa Calla Feeley @eastboston68
2K Followers 2K Following originally from Boston, living elsewhere...loves travel, reading, sports, astrology, food, history, etc. INFJ, ♍
This is the Way @Blandalorian
63 Followers 188 Following Loner. Zealot. Guild Secretary. #thisistheway🌈 #hulkbuster
Emma Merrell @emamerrell
5K Followers 4K Following Author of Cursed and The Vampire's Secret. Writer. Mom. Wife. Bookworm. https://t.co/3VuA34NFU8
Lascar Driver @NRubbed
1K Followers 1K Following Inventor of Embry O's. Don't let your muse be the metronome. Member of the band, "The Jack Awfuls", Author "Is it Comedy or is it Humor?" Amazon Kindle
mary_geeks_out @mab_geeks_out
813 Followers 601 Following 47, widow after 20 yrs married, straight, she/her, housekeeper/laundry atdt.Geek.Scifi/fantasy. Marvel/DC. 🚫hate. Occasional whiskey drinker. No pics are mine.
Cathy Taister @CathyTaister
1K Followers 2K Following Host of CatNat Dance Films. #Dance and #arts, my cat and a bunch of randomness. I’m not a bot, I promise
Nicholas @winandynwa
423 Followers 2K Following Father of cats and total football ⚽️ fan, LFC... i tweet, retweet, like sports, politics, vgames, and humor. Buckeye. Bay Area
slowsociopath @sloddesol
774 Followers 3K Following Often seen out the corner of your eye roaming the backwoods of the Pacific northwest, recently found out I'm a basic cable star.
Holly C. Fossi🟦 @HollyCFossi
2K Followers 2K Following She/her. ELOI - ONE WORLD. Love is love. Art/wordplay/musicals. Love Rube Goldberg & Hashtag Games. Atheist. @HollyFossi2 . On FB, CS,BlueSky, Threads.
Charles Wieand @CharlesWieand
246K Followers 228K Following WILD CHARLES: Animal Dude, Comedian, Wanna be ROCKSTAR! YOUTUBE▶
James Geary 🇺🇦�... @JamesMGeary
15K Followers 16K Following Aspiring author. Husband. Dad. Environmentalist. Vegan. Atheist. SFF geek. Lifter of heavy things! He/him. #SlavaUkraini #CeasefireinGazaNow
Lionel Wright @lionelwright_
1K Followers 3K Following City of London Guide & writer. I welcome messages on guiding, London, architecture etc., but cannot reply to personal DMs. Also at https://t.co/uqmRaO1834
James @woolverine77
3K Followers 906 Following Entertainment reporter for @movieweb (https://t.co/602gUXP7cR). Knitter/crocheter. Horror lover. Swifie.
Anthony Ⓥ🌹 @sauteslut
2K Followers 3K Following Vegan for the animals. Misanthrope for the people. Professional plant cooker https://t.co/caGYjBhpoo
⭕️ Lordt @O_Lordt
120 Followers 158 Following If you’re reading this, you’re probably an asshole who pisses themselves at the mere mention of PRONOUNS! 😱 Looking forward to your totally unoriginal reply 🙄
Rev. SisterScáthach ... @Urtoez75_2
21K Followers 21K Following Queen of Nightmares and Suffering | I am Not Poseable | Be Lilith, Not Eve | Spaces Roadie | Do Not Keep Sweet (Ordained Minister Church of Gnome)
Jim Chapman @gearup25
27K Followers 27K Following Pilot USAF Korea Veteran Sorry about the typo's I'm 91 years old. I am following some really cool Twitters. #Voteblue 🌊 🚫 GOP 🚫 MAGA NO DM's
TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam
3K Followers 2K Following Twitters favorite candy bar 🍫. (he/him) as seen on Today. com (hit the link ➡️) https://t.co/bKRAbwFu6D
Ms Kane @mskane2u
18K Followers 20K Following Artist, deaf musician vocalist, BA Accounting, Chronic Pain Warrior #Bluewave!
Ad Brouwer @Abr2112
690 Followers 2K Following Interested in science #maths #astronomy #Phylogeny #AskSE What/Why/How Abr2112(at)techhub(dot)social
Lloyd H. @FiberOptic87
21K Followers 23K Following multiple #disabilities | Family with Generational #military service | Honour all #Veterans & all who Serve | #Korn
Alan Cope (counterfei... @ALANCOPE24
37K Followers 31K Following I’m a legend in my own ego and I write for the people who don’t read books; short stories on medium. Disclaimer: expect typos in my tweets. #hustler😎
isabella @iimisabella
61 Followers 311 Following she/her, I'll be recommending Amazon products here for kids and 🐶 😺
Heather @ChiuHeather
12K Followers 12K Following 99.9% snarky (keeping the 0.1% aside for plausible deniability should I ever pursue a political career...) Anti-Kleptocrat. Typos are my own. INFJ she/her/they
⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂�... @deathbyhibachi
127K Followers 130K Following Art and trivia for headcases like you ⚱️ 火鉢による死亡 ⚱️
John H. Beers III �... @Bedlam_Beersie
3K Followers 3K Following Weird little guy who got big. Two horses in a man costume. CR 5 threat for low-level adventures. Avi by @popartcartoonz
octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman
32K Followers 2K Following cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes
📚 Talk To The Hatt... @Talk_To_The_Hat
24K Followers 21K Following #Empath Memes & pics not mine. Progressive straight He/Him. Nerdy & Flirty. Weird, broken, kind. 21+ Account is checked by C since he left this existence.
The Doctor @Drstevenhobbs
11K Followers 5K Following Science communicator. Previous professor of biology, chemistry, and physics. Polymath. Find me where the sky is blue: https://t.co/FTX4XtdWjE
Jonesy the Magical Ch... @CartoonJonesy
9K Followers 3K Following I’m a fucking cartoonist. See my work at https://t.co/qsDd9lT0sP
Alexandra Erin | patr... @AlexandraErin
37K Followers 1K Following Tentatively back, not very active. Follow me on Patreon ( https://t.co/mCPUYMru6e ) to keep up with me - you can follow for free under ... menu!
KillerCutieStudios �... @KillerCutieArt
981 Followers 168 Following Small Business 💕 Cute & Horror aesthetic 🔪🩸💕 Self-proclaimed horror princess 💕Main Account: @AriaMeadowsArt
ShesaMissTerri @sundaecone888
196 Followers 931 Following An Eeyore looking for her Piglet and Pooh. Seriously.
MellowLark @Mellowlark03
183 Followers 1K Following
Mark Tomasovic @MarkTomasovic
48K Followers 821 Following Investing in industrial software @EnergizeCapital | prev: @Harvard MBA | Engineer
TheGnomeDepot @TheGnomeDepot
9K Followers 4K Following I make cursed magical items for your fantasy world.
Cathy Taister @CathyTaister
1K Followers 2K Following Host of CatNat Dance Films. #Dance and #arts, my cat and a bunch of randomness. I’m not a bot, I promise
Lisa Calla Feeley @eastboston68
2K Followers 2K Following originally from Boston, living elsewhere...loves travel, reading, sports, astrology, food, history, etc. INFJ, ♍
Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf
250 Followers 262 Following My humour may contain sex & innuendo. If this bothers you: Block Me Alignment: Humorous Neutral I have a pun and I'm not afraid to use it. Sound tech.
Vivian Blake 🌸 @VivBlakeAuthor
7K Followers 2K Following Spicy & Paranormal Romance Writer, Level 37, Married, She/Her, Bi🏳️🌈 Witchy Cat Mom, Always reading, ❤️s Halloween, Might be a cat, Infinite WIPs
I will die on a blue ... @co_pony
2K Followers 3K Following Here to resist; ♥️ by a 🦄; short horse w/no name; have helmet will travel; MS FPSYCH; 🐎🍅🐊; 🧠🌶#Awkweird; #Sober; #ENFP; 🐕🐴; #IWANTTHETRUTH🇺🇸 ~ O. Stone
A_Gray_Phantom @A_Gray_Phantom
580 Followers 6K Following The Circus Streamer! I put the fun in funambulist. 40 IG: @a_gray_phantom Snapchat and Twitch: agrayphantom 🤡🤹♂
marge homero @agomar999
676 Followers 1K Following USAF Vet 1975. NO DM of sex, porno,crap, will block w maga people.
Mohrs Minutiae @Avivafae
562 Followers 2K Following A disabled artist/freelance IT/software engineer/Uber driver/Elderly caregiver who’s into all sorts of stuff! Just trying to live life to the fullest.
Previously Unnamed Co... @SweetTaterGames
851 Followers 3K Following Twitch streamer: SweetTaterGames Throne wish list: https://t.co/8W0xSQ959C More links to come in the future.
Isaiah Albers @EchthelionII
531 Followers 160 Following Introvert, single, shy. I mostly post about music I like, shows/movies I've seen, books I've read, & random things I find amusing/relatable.
mary_geeks_out @mab_geeks_out
813 Followers 601 Following 47, widow after 20 yrs married, straight, she/her, housekeeper/laundry atdt.Geek.Scifi/fantasy. Marvel/DC. 🚫hate. Occasional whiskey drinker. No pics are mine.
Lascar Driver @NRubbed
1K Followers 1K Following Inventor of Embry O's. Don't let your muse be the metronome. Member of the band, "The Jack Awfuls", Author "Is it Comedy or is it Humor?" Amazon Kindle
💗 Mashed Potato Dr... @sheseemslegit
121K Followers 19K Following Probably at a Walgreens. enfj. books, cats, vintage.
Italian Bratikus @ItalianBratikus
34K Followers 13K Following I'm funnier in my head...My blood is basically alcohol https://t.co/Bz2sr2C3xN
ᏚᎢᎬᎬᏞ ™ @TheWidowmakerX
35K Followers 2K Following Seen in @Reddit @buzzfeed @cheezburger https://t.co/YATb4ONaEx https://t.co/U9LcAJlNnw
Meg @looseangelsus
265 Followers 461 Following (I’m walking here.) BE LIKE THE TWENTY-SECOND ELEPHANT WITH HEATED VALUE IN SPACE ~ BARK! #GonzoTheology #SocialJusticeTwitterGraffiti #OracularDistraction
Trouble @troubleinheels1
10K Followers 5K Following An extrovert who’s just too tired to vert at all.
RodgerMiller @RodgerM90848600
689 Followers 491 Following There is always hope.NationalSuicidePrevention call 988 or TEXT 988 TrevorProject 1-866-488-7386 @DrRonHolt
GG the GennyBean @gengen874
5K Followers 3K Following Sarcasm is an art form that some just do not understand. #DoubleStuffed
Emma Merrell @emamerrell
5K Followers 4K Following Author of Cursed and The Vampire's Secret. Writer. Mom. Wife. Bookworm. https://t.co/3VuA34NFU8
This is the Way @Blandalorian
63 Followers 188 Following Loner. Zealot. Guild Secretary. #thisistheway🌈 #hulkbuster
Sameer Shaikh @isameerking
24K Followers 99 Following Social Media Strategist | Driving Digital Growth for Brands & Businesses with my Expertise | Founder @rjmedia_in
Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 @Tobi_Is_Fab
41K Followers 3K Following door is locked. or maybe it’s open? if you want in, catch the door when it’s open.
Successfully Chaotic @SuccessfullyCh1
16K Followers 17K Following Wife. Mama to 7 kids. Biz owner. Accidental Podcaster. Speaker. Sarcastic hot mess who is just trying to get through the day
Nicholas @winandynwa
423 Followers 2K Following Father of cats and total football ⚽️ fan, LFC... i tweet, retweet, like sports, politics, vgames, and humor. Buckeye. Bay Area
slowsociopath @sloddesol
774 Followers 3K Following Often seen out the corner of your eye roaming the backwoods of the Pacific northwest, recently found out I'm a basic cable star.
Holly C. Fossi🟦 @HollyCFossi
2K Followers 2K Following She/her. ELOI - ONE WORLD. Love is love. Art/wordplay/musicals. Love Rube Goldberg & Hashtag Games. Atheist. @HollyFossi2 . On FB, CS,BlueSky, Threads.
James Geary 🇺🇦�... @JamesMGeary
15K Followers 16K Following Aspiring author. Husband. Dad. Environmentalist. Vegan. Atheist. SFF geek. Lifter of heavy things! He/him. #SlavaUkraini #CeasefireinGazaNow
James @woolverine77
3K Followers 906 Following Entertainment reporter for @movieweb (https://t.co/602gUXP7cR). Knitter/crocheter. Horror lover. Swifie.
Anthony Ⓥ🌹 @sauteslut
2K Followers 3K Following Vegan for the animals. Misanthrope for the people. Professional plant cooker https://t.co/caGYjBhpoo
Rev. SisterScáthach ... @Urtoez75_2
21K Followers 21K Following Queen of Nightmares and Suffering | I am Not Poseable | Be Lilith, Not Eve | Spaces Roadie | Do Not Keep Sweet (Ordained Minister Church of Gnome)
⭕️ Lordt @O_Lordt
120 Followers 158 Following If you’re reading this, you’re probably an asshole who pisses themselves at the mere mention of PRONOUNS! 😱 Looking forward to your totally unoriginal reply 🙄
Jim Chapman @gearup25
27K Followers 27K Following Pilot USAF Korea Veteran Sorry about the typo's I'm 91 years old. I am following some really cool Twitters. #Voteblue 🌊 🚫 GOP 🚫 MAGA NO DM's
TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam
3K Followers 2K Following Twitters favorite candy bar 🍫. (he/him) as seen on Today. com (hit the link ➡️) https://t.co/bKRAbwFu6D
Ms Kane @mskane2u
18K Followers 20K Following Artist, deaf musician vocalist, BA Accounting, Chronic Pain Warrior #Bluewave!
Alan Cope (counterfei... @ALANCOPE24
37K Followers 31K Following I’m a legend in my own ego and I write for the people who don’t read books; short stories on medium. Disclaimer: expect typos in my tweets. #hustler😎
Lloyd H. @FiberOptic87
21K Followers 23K Following multiple #disabilities | Family with Generational #military service | Honour all #Veterans & all who Serve | #KornTrends for United States
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