Mike Pfeil @mikeFAIL

⋈ • he/him • Go #Flames and subscribe to @TheScorchstack • Free Palestine • Probably playing Dark Souls scorchstack.substack.com EDMONTON / Treat 6 Territory Joined February 2011

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clairebear!!!꙳⋆⟡꙳ ORANGE IS BACK!! @PXRSONALITYCXLT

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Homer saying Buh and Snuh like they're real words @LeHarrumph

12 years ago

PHIL COLLINS: Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, "Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet." [spotlight tracks me as I head for Exit]

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Alison @AlisonL

6 years ago

From Ken Dryden’s “Game Change.”

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Wizard of Barge @wizardofbarge

2 months ago

While u chased the maidens, I chased the magic

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Joseph MONSTERcillo wrote a book 🇵🇭 @josephweirdness

2 months ago

Kazuchika Okada vs. Katsuyori Shibata (NJPW Sakura Genesis 2017 4/9/17) josephmontecillo.com/2025/08/08/kaz…

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i’m an ugly little goblin, i’m a grunt, i’m level one and my hp is 5, i have empty cups in the bedroom, i live in the dirt, i’m stinky, my plants are dying, my neck hurts, there’s a sign in front of me and i’m like huh? i wonder who that’s for

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ROGER TARGET @Roger_Target

2 months ago

31 years ago today - Mitsuharu Misawa vs. Steve Williams One of the greatest title reigns in the history of pro-wrestling comes to end. Japanese Hero vs. Evil Foreigner formula works great here #ajpw #三沢光晴 #スティーブ・ウィリアムス

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The Nation @thenation

2 months ago

Hulk Hogan was an expression of our national decay, writes Dave Zirin. He was a racist, Trump-supporting, anti-union mass of steroids in spandex. thenation.com/article/societ…

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Sam @samanthacp_

2 years ago

today and every day, believe survivors. the highest court in canada has acknowledged the legal system is not well equipped to handle sex assault cases. perhaps your trite tweets about legal concepts like presumption of innocence and due process are inapt and unnecessary.

Sam @samanthacp_

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin

a year ago

Hulk Hogan you piece of shit. i'm going to hit a tiger driver 91 on you so hard that your head comes out your ass.

Philip Bump @pbump

a year ago

Hulk Hogan you piece of shit. i'm going to hit a tiger driver 91 on you so hard that your head comes out your ass.

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ROGER TARGET @Roger_Target

3 months ago

20 years ago today - Mitsuharu Misawa vs. Toshiaki Kawada Real "The End of an Era". The swan song of King's Road style. Yes, Misawa physical condition was dismal, but you can see how literally every move was done with heart #noah_ghc #三沢光晴 #川田利明

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Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous

3 years ago

ORC KENDRICK: I craft my blade i try to slay mistakes i made. you aint been underground like me. you aint laid out of sin like me. Green skin, dollar tint, dick long, money spent {Soulful beat switch} These caves dont hold secrets.. ELF DRAKE: How I always lose U in these woods

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Neil Pierre-Louis @pierreanalytics

3 months ago

Website is now updated with new xG models and player pages from 2011 - present. Sorry about the wait, the last thing I want to do when I get home after work is more coding lol

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TSN @TSN_Sports

3 months ago

End of an era for @TSNBobMcKenzie, as we celebrate his retirement in his last #FreeAgentFrenzy on TSN.

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Chet Sellers @chet_sellers

6 years ago

ready to yell online about the boy auction

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Daniel Wagner @passittobulis

4 months ago

Just remembering when Connor McDavid got suspended for crosschecking Conor Garland in the head and Oilers fans and even media members called for McDavid to protest by not showing up to NHL events. Didn't know they meant the Stanley Cup Final. vancouverisawesome.com/canucks-hockey…

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Mike Pfeil @mikeFAIL

4 months ago

hmm clock wasn't stopped and there were too many panthers on the ice. call too many men you coward refs

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RJ City @RJCity1

4 months ago

Been seeing a lot of people tell me I am referring to "edging" and not "gooning". Sorry, didn't mean to offend the fucking Goon Police. It's these Woke Gooners that are ruining it for everyone.

RJ City @RJCity1

4 months ago

Been seeing a lot of people tell me I am referring to "edging" and not "gooning". Sorry, didn't mean to offend the fucking Goon Police. It's these Woke Gooners that are ruining it for everyone.