Mike Gentile @mikegentile

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Mike Gentile @mikegentile

2 months ago

Nostalgia is when one of your favorite shirts gets too old to wear out in public and becomes a bedtime shirt. You have just been through so much together at this point. You’ve laughed with one another. You’ve cried with one another. And now you will sleep with one another.

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Mike Gentile @mikegentile

5 months ago

Just finished reading Fahrenheit-182 and yes I am biased but also yes it is fucking incredible

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Mike Gentile @mikegentile

6 months ago

I think the biggest realization that I have made in this life so far was recently when I realized you can put popcorn in a solo cup and then just kinda like shovel it into your mouth / eat it the same way you’d drink out of a solo cup - i know i know - fucking brilliant

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Mike Gentile @mikegentile

6 months ago

Blink 182 performing naked in their 20s was funny but blink 182 performing naked in their 50s would be hilarious

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Mike Gentile @mikegentile

6 months ago

God I missed yelling at my tv while watching Yankees games

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Mike Gentile @mikegentile

7 months ago

It is so wild to me that at my age I still do not have the self control to not immediately try and eat a piece of pizza right after taking it out of the oven and now that I think about it this says so much about me

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Mike Gentile @mikegentile

8 months ago

Baths are so sick why do we take nothing but baths for the first 5 years of life but then just betray them for showers like that

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Mike Gentile @mikegentile

9 months ago

If there was a competition for not realizing u already have google open & starting to type google bc u think you’re in a browser but stop at “goo” bc u realize you’re already on google not your browser & then out of habit hitting enter unintentionally googling “goo” I’d win

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Mike Gentile @mikegentile

9 months ago

Ok I know I’m late to the game here but s1e6 of Squid Game just broke my heart

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Mike Gentile @mikegentile

10 months ago

If u don’t have a 1-3 min long track 1 of ur album that’s some ominous synth that builds w/ orchestral stuff into a bunch of drum fills & gtrs that swell up to the ending of the track & leave the listener feeling like “ugh god damnit another intro track” r u even a metal band

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Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis

10 months ago

brb taking ur mom to Chili’s

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Mike Gentile @mikegentile

11 months ago

if your ace is on the mound for an elimination game and his nips aren’t hard, he’s not your ace

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Derek Jeter @derekjeter

12 months ago

We’re back

New York Yankees @Yankees

12 months ago

We’re back

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Mike Gentile @mikegentile

12 months ago

THE YANKEES ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES

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Mike Gentile @mikegentile

12 months ago

I don’t ever want to hear anyone say anything negative about Stanton ever again

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Mike Gentile @mikegentile

12 months ago

Wearing Yankees attire in public and a perfect stranger saying “ayyy go Yankees” is my kink

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Mike Gentile @mikegentile

a year ago

Can’t stop thinking about how historically when there’s a mosh pit i can usually be found like 2 or 3 rows of people back from the perimeter of the circle of the mosh pit like close enough to see the action but the person or two in front of me would take a rogue hit to the face

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Mike Gentile @mikegentile

a year ago

Randomly got into conversation with someone at a bar last night and she said “you look like you go to shows that have mosh pits but you don’t actually go in the mosh pits” and I have never been profiled so accurately in my life but also what a sick burn

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Mike Gentile @mikegentile

a year ago

Hi Katy Perry if you see this I just want you to know that I do in fact do all the dishes and close all the pantry doors

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Mike Gentile @mikegentile

a year ago

Hear me out. Ibanez releases a line called “almost lawsuit” and it’s all the body shapes they got sued for making but they change them just enough to not get sued again