Mike Marcus 🏴🇪🇺 @mikemarcus

Gentleman of considerable fortune: 10 or 12 thousand a year. Anti-fascist, MA/fine art, climber. Any controversial views not my own but belong to @ChorltonBrew. New Mills Joined October 2007

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Mike Marcus 🏴🇪🇺 @mikemarcus

3 years ago

Are these the same people who kept saying “we won, get over it”?

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Mike Marcus 🏴🇪🇺 @mikemarcus

3 years ago

If you had to choose between only lemons existing and not limes, or only limes existing and not lemons, which would you choose?

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Mike Marcus 🏴🇪🇺 @mikemarcus

3 years ago

Does anyone do squats and want to critique my form? I’ve just started and it feels a bit wobbly.

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Hey @Conservatives. Can I run for your leadership election please? I did half a politics degree at Bristol Poly and I have good understanding of economics. Do I apply to you or directly to the hedge funds?

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Mike Marcus 🏴🇪🇺 @mikemarcus

3 years ago

Can anyone recommend a decent speciality coffee roaster? I’ve tended to use @hasbean, @AncoatsCoffeeCo, @squaremile until now. Anyone else of that standard?

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Mike Marcus 🏴🇪🇺 @mikemarcus

3 years ago

How’s Britain’s new economic era going @KwasiKwarteng?

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Mike Marcus 🏴🇪🇺 @mikemarcus

3 years ago

When exactly do we get to roll out the guillotines? I mean, how much worse can things get?

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Mike Marcus 🏴🇪🇺 @mikemarcus

3 years ago

No! Fucking! Way! I’ve just been banned from @Tinder for being polyamorous!

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Mike Marcus 🏴🇪🇺 @mikemarcus

3 years ago

Does anyone know of any iPhone cable that won’t break? The only ones that work are from Apple and they’re overpriced; the 2m cable costs £35!! I had 2 cables from @JuiceOfficialUK, both worked for a couple of weeks, same with @belkin.

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Mike Marcus 🏴🇪🇺 @mikemarcus

3 years ago

OK. I’ve actually created a decent cocktail with Malibu! 15ml lemon juice 15ml simple syrup 15ml Malibu 40ml bourbon Stirred over ice and served with a lemon twist. Try it. It’s like a bramble but with different ingredients.

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Mike Marcus 🏴🇪🇺 @mikemarcus

3 years ago

For all workers in the UK on a zero hour contract, not only is the #royalfamily a substantial and unnecessary tax burden on their wages, but now they’re being forced to lose a day’s pay.

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Mike Marcus 🏴🇪🇺 @mikemarcus

3 years ago

My friend was just admitted to hospital. This is what she got for dinner. What do we have to do to bring the #NHS back, to the source of national pride it used to be?