mikecrypto @mikeqcrypto

I've had this account for 4 years. Now to get serious and roast people (Democrats, Politicians, Hollywood, Sports and Musicians) daily. #followme The United States of America Joined February 2021

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mikecrypto @mikeqcrypto

4 days ago

You brought your dad to work day

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Oh, @lululemon, your stock tanked 12% today after that dismal Q2 outlook? Shocker! Stale leggings and tariff excuses aren’t cutting it. Maybe try innovating instead of overcharging for yoga pants. #LULUCrash #FashionFail

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mikecrypto @mikeqcrypto

6 days ago

At 56, proposing on a beach in Hawaii? Bold move for a guy whose love life’s been drier than his filibuster speeches. Hope she likes 25-hour monologues about “soul-affirming wonder,” because that’s the real commitment here. #BookerEngaged #TypeOrUpgrade?

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mikecrypto @mikeqcrypto

7 days ago

Colorado State Fair’s pole dancing? More like a plus-size swimsuit disaster! Pole’s screaming, crowd’s shocked, and “family-friendly” just took a dive. Stick to corn dogs next time! 🎪😬 @GovofCO #StateFairFail #PoleWoe

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mikecrypto @mikeqcrypto

7 days ago

Oh no, Robin Wright fleeing the US for the UK? Guess America’s “s—show” finally ran out of plot twists for Claire Underwood. Enjoy the tea, the rain, and that “freedom of self”—just don’t forget your umbrella for the Brexit drama! 🇺🇸➡️🇬🇧 #CelebrityExpat #HouseOfCards

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mikecrypto @mikeqcrypto

a week ago

Jerry Nadler, 78yo fossil, finally quits Congress after 30 yrs of hot air. Blames Biden’s flop for his exit? Pathetic! Botched impeachments & now shuffles off to obscurity. NY’s 12th yawns. #NadlerRetires #PoliticalDino

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mikecrypto @mikeqcrypto

2 weeks ago

Since @GavinNewsom is selling merch, I am thinking about launching some items. More to come. Al proceeds would go to the @republicanparty. #trump @realDonaldTrump @JackPosobiec @GovPressOffice

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mikecrypto @mikeqcrypto

2 weeks ago

This is why @GavinNewsom and @TheDemocrats are playing with fire regarding redistricting. A simulation shows @HouseGOP could get 262 seats with aggressive gerrymandering in all states. Lets teach them a lesson and go all in. #trump

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mikecrypto @mikeqcrypto

2 weeks ago

@RepMaxwellFrost says MAGA Republicans are crashing his town halls, regretting their Trump votes. 🚨 LMAO! As if they’re not still rocking those red hats with zero remorse. Dream on, Congressman. 😆#trump

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mikecrypto @mikeqcrypto

2 weeks ago

screaming banshee in purple looks like a discount carnival clown who lost her tent! Calling it “not a safe space” while spewing venom—ironic much? Your Democrat meltdown’s so loud it’s scaring birds off the coast. Shut it, you unhinged chaos goblin!

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AB @AB84

2 weeks ago

Nigga of the Day

My Mixtapez @mymixtapez

2 weeks ago

Nigga of the Day

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mikecrypto @mikeqcrypto

2 weeks ago

In 2007, Lucinda Daniels, @RepAlGreen former Houston district director, accused him of sexually assaulting her at home after “romantic encounter.” Daniels filed a lawsuit. allegedly paid her $875,000 from Congress’s Office of Compliance settlement fund. #trump

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mikecrypto @mikeqcrypto

2 weeks ago

Lets don't forget about @JasmineForUS outrageous claims. Faked Hate Crimes in College (During her time at Rhodes College in the early 2000s, Crockett claimed to be a victim of multiple hate crimes, including racial slurs and vandalism. A local newspaper found no evidence. #trump

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AB @AB84

2 weeks ago

Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake

3 weeks ago

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mikecrypto @mikeqcrypto

2 weeks ago

Great job, NJ Dems! Handing China the keys to our freeways and E-ZPass data like it’s a yard sale. 🇨🇳🚗 $1.73B to a CCP-linked firm? Bet they’re zooming through the fast lane of our privacy. National security? Nah, just vibes. 🙄 #NJTurnpike #ChinaOwnsUs”@realDonaldTrump

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mikecrypto @mikeqcrypto

2 weeks ago

“Wow, NFL preseason out here dodging green objects like it’s the WNBA’s new halftime show. 🏈💚 What’s next, glitter bombs at the Super Bowl? #NFLvWNBA” @NFL @WNBA #greendildo -#NFL #WNBA #nba

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Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman

2 weeks ago

NEWLY RESURFACED: Did you know that Gavin Newsom once had a drinking problem so bad he would MELT DOWN as soon as someone brought it up? He HATES this video! It shows the REAL Newsom! He’s a fragile NARCISSISTIC beta man. It would be a shame if this went viral.

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mikecrypto @mikeqcrypto

2 weeks ago

FBI raids John Bolton’s home in a classified docs probe, echoing Trump’s Mar-a-Lago search. Ironic, since Bolton once mocked Trump’s raid as overblown. Karma? #BoltonRaid #Trump

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mikecrypto @mikeqcrypto

2 weeks ago

@CrackerBarrel CEO Julie Felss Masino’s rebrand, with its generic logo and modernized decor, risks alienating loyal customers and eroding the brand’s iconic Southern charm. Nostalgia is Cracker Barrel’s core—ditching for sterile look will spell trouble.

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mikecrypto @mikeqcrypto

2 weeks ago

Wow, Dems, genius move will be running @GavinNewsom in 2028! 👏 Nothing screams “fresh ideas” like a slick-haired, lockdown-loving, French Laundry-dining governor who turned CA into a dystopian yard sale. Truly inspiring leadership for the ages! 🥂 #Newsom2027 #Sarcasm #trump