Mike (the Good one) @mikeyabides
Professional Enjoyer. Boston, MA Joined December 2024-
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Matcha is latin for 13 dollar pond water.
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All he said was Canadian Beer sucks!!
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I SAID YES!!!!!! 💍🥂🥳🎉 i asked myself if i wanted another cup of coffee.
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I love each and every* one of you. *not you
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Might fuck around and do something productive today
We used to build things in this country.
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the “nobody owes anyone anything” friend is not your friend btw
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Not to be a fucking nerd, but a well placed semicolon is hot AF.
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Taking applications for someone to blow my bagpipes, no weirdos.
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This is the longest July ever.
Last nights dream: I was somehow in my 40s and back in college. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to figure out how to best sneak booze into my room.
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When I’m in a hurry to do something, I usually do it immidiotly.
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With all the division in the world among cultures, one thing is true about everyone; we all hate Casey Anthony
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Grill the squash and save the cannoli
I’m practically 💯 convinced some of these accounts are AI.
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there’s daggers in her smirk.
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Are you a book? Cause i'm checking you out
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