michael musto @mikeymusto

Writer, commentator, observer. Rides bike. Uranus Joined March 2010

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michael musto @mikeymusto

4 days ago

BREAKING: Drag queen to receive Presidential Medal of Freedom.

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michael musto @mikeymusto

4 days ago

Update on Giuliani receiving the prestigious Presidential Medal of Freedom: The ceremony will be held in two weeks at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

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Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice

4 days ago

HAPPY LABOR DAY TO ALL, INCLUDING THE SCUM THAT IS TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY WITH A SICK WARPED RADICAL MIND, KILLING SMALL BUSINESSES WITH CRAZY TARIFFS, TAKING HEALTH CARE FROM CHILDREN, PARDONING J6 THUGS, SENDING THE "PRIVATE ARMY" TO ARREST GRANDMA, WRECKING OUR…

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michael musto @mikeymusto

5 days ago

Americans have been eating more dim sum in the last few years. There has also been a rise in autism. Therefore, people have been getting autism from eating dim sum. So easy!

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michael musto @mikeymusto

5 days ago

Trump should just say he was helping a victim of domestic abuse when a car rammed into him from behind.

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5 days ago

Please send me your thoughts and prayers. My cat has mitochondria.

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michael musto @mikeymusto

7 days ago

Trump has scabby hands and swollen ankles. He's totally incognito this weekend. He's been saying how he hopes he goes to heaven. And Vance has been saying how he's ready to be President. All of which points to the fact that...Trump is in the Epstein files!!!

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michael musto @mikeymusto

a week ago

Inflation's up, jobs are down and people are coming down with diseases we haven't seen since the Middle Ages, but so what? We've got the Gulf of America, baby--and we have the old Cracker Barrel logo back!!!

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Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg

a week ago

Fuck you @KristiNoem. The idea that you would bring the transgender status up without mentioning the fucking fact that the shooting required a gun is despicable. The shooter who killed my daughter in Parkland was MAGA, just like you. Both shootings would not have happened but…

Secretary Kristi Noem @Sec_Noem

a week ago

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michael musto @mikeymusto

2 weeks ago

Gee, it wasn't till Trump came along that I realized virtually every black woman in power has committed mortgage fraud.

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2 weeks ago

America's real number one crime issue remains unresolved. I mean, have they even gotten close to catching the umbrella murderer yet?

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2 weeks ago

Is it possible the bullet ricocheted off Trump's ear and hit his hand?

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2 weeks ago

MAKE AMERICA GAVIN AGAIN

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2 weeks ago

FYI: "For Love Alone" was a 1996 TV movie based on Ivana Trump's autobiographical novel. The Donald Trump character was played by Stephen Collins, who later admitted to “inappropriate sexual conduct with three female minors”.

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2 weeks ago

Ghislaine Maxwell: "This is great. I never got to tell my story before." BECAUSE YOU REFUSED TO TESTIFY!

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2 weeks ago

" 'Trump was always lovely and kind,' says the world's biggest child sex trafficker" is not the win they think it is.

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Brandon Wolf @bjoewolf

2 weeks ago

Last night, the DeSantis administration snuck in and tried to quietly erase the state-approved crosswalk to honor the 49 people murdered at Pulse Nightclub. So this afternoon, the community showed up to do a little chalking. I love you, Orlando. 🌈

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michael musto @mikeymusto

2 weeks ago

BREAKING: Gaiety male burlesque, the Anvil, and the Mine Shaft all announced today that they refuse to open a new location in California.

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Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice

2 weeks ago

After their bankruptcy and closure of every store, like most Americans, we thought Bed, Bath & Beyond no longer existed. We wish them well in their efforts to become relevant again as they try to open a 2nd store.