Milf code @milfcode

milf code, a parody Joined June 2013

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Milf code @milfcode

12 years ago

You could only be fabulous in groups of odd numbers #milfcode

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12 years ago

Moms can't be fabulous. #milfcode

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12 years ago

I don't have a purse anymore, the baby didn't fit in it #milfcode

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Milf code @milfcode

12 years ago

Milfs don't have drama accounts. #milfcode

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Milf code @milfcode

12 years ago

Milfs keeps their friends secrets. #milfcode

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12 years ago

Milfs don't betray their friends #milfcode

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The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow

12 years ago

#IRememberIGotInTroubleFor making a sandcastle in the living room. Portia was not happy about that.

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Milf code @milfcode

12 years ago

#howigotdumped I spent more time with the baby instead of getting ready #neveragain #milfproblems

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Milf code @milfcode

12 years ago

#howigotdumped I didn't practice carseat safety

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12 years ago

#YouLookGoodBut you're not a milf

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12 years ago

Baby shoes are my favorite accessory for my accessory <3

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Milf code @milfcode

12 years ago

The new meaning of milf, oh?

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valerie @valluminati

12 years ago

S/o to @milfcode :)

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Milf code @milfcode

12 years ago

I'll say.😉

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Immature Mama @immature_mama

12 years ago

The @milfcode parody cracks me up.

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Milf code @milfcode

12 years ago

Don't let your self go while pregnant. Different body types or medical condition? EXCUSES #milfcode

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12 years ago

Being a Mom is no excuse not to shower or brush you hair. Baby hungry? Baby needs a diaper change? Baby needs attention? Fuck it #milfcode

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12 years ago

Milfs are never boring. #milfcode

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12 years ago

@mommyof2SG yes, aka queen milf ;-)

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12 years ago

Queen milf

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