mimi smartypants @mimismartypants
Personal-diary-blogging since 1999. Don't get me started. She/her. mimismartypants.com Chicago Joined May 2007-
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Devs watching QA test the product
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simply having an increasingly dogshit time
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Retweets are restricted but this is my #1 tweet of all time and makes me merry every time I read it, 6 years later
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🙃
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Monadnock on a stormy morning
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depressed people love to put “lol” or “lmao” at the end of the most psychologically troubling sentence youve ever read in your life
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Help I'm a middle-aged lady trapped in a middle-aged ladies body and I hate it in here
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The thing people don’t get about Boston is that yes: it’s wildly expensive. Yes: it’s freezing. And yes: it’s difficult to navigate and the people are unfriendly. BUT the food? Also not good.
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im in my beth from little women era. i doont really have a personality and im going to die in my bed
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if you’re feeling stressed, remember to IN EX HAHA LE LE
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My husband set up a motion sensor sign that lights up when my cat poops....please hire him, he has too much time on his hands
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me, after finishing up my MRI: now let’s take a silly one 😝😝
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Dracula this is wrong
the OTP
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i’ve been searching for a bonded pair but haven’t found any within 50 miles of where i live… probably gonna have to bond some buns myself lol
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Lunch time with Fiona and Fritz!
The reason why there are multiple return or going out in a row -> the kitchen door 😼 instagram.com/p/B-ZFCzZBmZi/
Impressive how much jazz is blue check kryptonite
Thelonious Monk performing “Blue Monk” with Charlie Rouse on tenor saxophone, Larry Gales on bass and Ben Riley on drums live at the University Aula in Oslo, Noway, 1966.
Ich love my catte so much. What a wondirful litel guy.
We only rate dogs. This is a whirlpool. Please don’t get too close it is quite powerful. 13/10
Please send good thoughts this way if you have any to spare, this is a momentous afternoon
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@jasminequote It’s the making sure your nails were freshly done(along with everything else) for me. I LOVE this for you sis! 😍 Congratulations!
@mimismartypants Also, w/r/t Project Runway, I said to a friend about the nonbinary person, how can I agree with every word they say and still find them annoying AF. Didn't like them on their original season, either. Also also, non-fashion-me still wants something Laurence made. Anything, really.
@mimismartypants You (and Jorts the cat) are the main two reasons I even open this app.
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