Chris Mayers @minimayers

Actor, improviser, graphic designer, Amy Poehler groupie, and not to brag or anything, but I’ve read every Encyclopedia Brown novel chrismayers.com/acting/ Atlanta, GA Joined November 2010

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Chris Mayers @minimayers

4 years ago

A review of Spider-Man: No Way Home as told through a selection of quotes from my 8-year-old nephew that he said out loud in the theater this afternoon: “There’s gonna be so many Spider-Man’s!” “Oh no, they made a mess” “This is sad” #spiderman #nowayhome

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Chris Mayers @minimayers

4 years ago

I say “no worries” a lot, but I actually have many worries.

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Chris Mayers @minimayers

5 years ago

My favorite game, Am I Hungry Or Just Anxious And Bored?, has really intensified over the last couple of months. I'm hoping the series finale comes soon so I can still fit in these jeans...

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Chris Mayers @minimayers

5 years ago

The inventor of the word breakfast: “I have a great morning meal— bacon, waffles, mimosas, you’re welcome. But it needs a cool name. Lunch? Cool name. Dinner? Cool name. Got it, we’re gonna break our fast. Let’s shove those two words together. And then pronounce them both wrong.”

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Chris Mayers @minimayers

5 years ago

Just farted on a zoom call, thinking I was muted when I DEFINITELY WAS NOT. So don't mind me, just over here chucking my phone into a river and starting a new life.

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Chris Mayers @minimayers

5 years ago

Facebook keeps giving me advertisements for queso from different Mexican restaurants, and honestly, I feel like they've finally gotten to know the real me.

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Chris Mayers @minimayers

5 years ago

Twitter just informed me that today is my 10-year anniversary of getting a, um, Twitter. And I've tweeted 120 times. So that means I've averaged one tweet a month. Honestly, sounds about right.

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Chris Mayers @minimayers

5 years ago

Aw, man, I was really looking forward to moving to Canada

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Chris Mayers @minimayers

5 years ago

So if someone spells it "ya'll" instead of "y'all" do I unfriend them or what?

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Chris Mayers @minimayers

5 years ago

Toilet paper has begun to reappear in its natural habitat. The earth is healing. We are the virus.

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6 years ago

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Chris Mayers @minimayers

7 years ago

Excited to be on set for a network pilot for the first time! It’s been such a blast. Huge thanks to @AMT_Agency, @chaseparis and @tarafbennett for the opportunity!

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Chris Mayers @minimayers

7 years ago

I'm so excited for the season finale of football! #superbowl2019

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Chris Mayers @minimayers

7 years ago

Everybody keeps talking about Feliz Navidad, but nobody ever asks about Feliz Navimom

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Chris Mayers @minimayers

7 years ago

This morning a friend told me that they've never pressed the snooze button on their alarm, and I was like, oh, I didn't realize you were a psychopath.

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Chris Mayers @minimayers

7 years ago

Season 2 of #Ozark just dropped on #Netflix! Check out Ep. 8 and you'll see a familiar face as your friendly neighborhood drug dealer. Thank to @AMT_Agency, @chaseparis, and @tarafbennett for the awesome opportunity and for your tireless efforts for all of us in the Southeast!

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Chris Mayers @minimayers

7 years ago

Every time I see someone really ripped at the gym, I can't help but think, why are you here? You did it. You beat fitness. You can go home now. You're free.