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Cricket has learned her lesson by Susan Collins
Re-upping.
This was not a joke. It was piercingly accurate commentary. What in the hell is wrong with America?
This was not a joke. It was piercingly accurate commentary. What in the hell is wrong with America?
Watch and spread the word: Russian stooge, @RobertKennedyJr, is again serving Putin’s interests by defending their invasion of Ukraine
Jost: We are all here tonight at nerd prom. While Matt Gaetz is at regular prom
The 2004 playoff team which went to the Western Conference finals had KG but couldn’t match the overall depth and defense of this group , oh and Ant
The 2004 playoff team which went to the Western Conference finals had KG but couldn’t match the overall depth and defense of this group , oh and Ant
Enjoying Pizza Hut in the Baghdad Green Zone in 2004
Enjoying Pizza Hut in the Baghdad Green Zone in 2004
Many people are saying Kristi Noem’s career is dead, but it just went to live on a farm.
Kristi Noem: "you can't even shoot puppies in the face anymore, because of Woke"
A coffee table book of all the things Kristi Noem has admitted to killing
Happy Birthday Melania!
Where to order Rapist / Dog Murderer 2024 merch?
Michael Vick right now:
Michael Vick right now: https://t.co/3TCbDpSZ3a
The draft is finally here and everyone seemingly has an opinion on what the @Vikings should do. @KFAN1003 #KFANvikes
Alito described consquences for Trump of going to trial: "That may involve great expense, and it may take up a lot of time. And during the trial, the former president may be unable to engage in other activities that the former president would want to engage in and then the…
Donald Trump's lawyer is effectively arguing before the Supreme Court that there is no legal recourse if Joe Biden orders the military to kill his client.
Umm. David Pecker testifies that he had a joint call with Hope Hicks and Sarah Huckabee Sanders — taxpayer funded WH officials, at the time — about whether Karen McDougal’s contract should be extended. "Both of them said that they thought it was a good idea," Pecker said.
When meats are in play and the ref signals that the foot was on the 3pt line. @normcharlatan
When meats are in play and the ref signals that the foot was on the 3pt line. @normcharlatan
"On Tuesday, Tesla is expected to report a 40% plunge in operating profit and its first revenue decline in four years." Concerning. Looking into it. finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk…
@KFAN1003 @TargetCenterMN @KFANFIGHTS @ZachHalverson @DanBarreiroKFAN I will see you after the game for our post game show on @KFAN1003.
Aaron Rupar @atrupar
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Rachel Vindman 🌻 @natsechobbyist
448K Followers 3K Following Co-host @theswppod Opinions are my own and not necessarily the views of my husband...but obviously if our views are different, mine are correct.
New York Times Pitchb.. @DougJBalloon
264K Followers 4K Following Parody. The really well-trained dog is the one that turns his somersault when there is no whip. merch: https://t.co/3bxNPhdkPL
Jay Black @jayblackisfunny
51K Followers 945 Following Comedian. Screenwriter. Producer. Recovering Monster. https://t.co/yWzwuvbhdX if you wanna watch me do standup or visit my other socials.
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Rob Johnson @llccar1
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Devi @DNGRMFN
216 Followers 770 Following Joined less 2 tweet and more 2 follow patriots across political spectrum working to expose Trump corruption. Only thing keeping me sane. The snark is good too.
Kieron Hardy @kieronhardy
158 Followers 2K Following Gooner in the Rockies ... Not the Wales scrum-half (my rugger days are long bin dun!) ... he/him ... eschew obfuscation ... embiggen the cromulance
Joy Blaker @joyblaker
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Kurt Reedich @KurtReedich
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NotQuietMode_MD @FerransRichard
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𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐢�.. @Dougieg633
1K Followers 2K Following I only follow Intelligence, some Intelligence follows me, snarky, sarcastic, sometimes Intelligent. It's a mood thingy. Opinions my own. Support Ukraine! #NAFO
Maia - Veteran - Vote.. @Maia131313
2K Followers 3K Following *Air Force *Old Married Lady *Road Warrior *Field Technician *Flaming Liberal #kindness #empathy
JusGroovy @derbydana
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Jerri Jamz (JJ) @JerriJamz
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GoldenCrossMin @GoldenCrossMin
1K Followers 2K Following God bless the hungry, thirsty, and unclothed. God bless the sick, the stranger, and the prisoner.
Sam📿 @SamMoline1
3K Followers 4K Following “I do what I want” is my personality • Rebellion is my spiritual gifting • I switched decades so I’m in my Karen era and my “give a fuck” is in retrograde 🚫DMs
narcissist chronicles @narcissistchro1
1K Followers 2K Following Big fan of former presidents known for smelling bad. Favorite historical quote: 'Never fight up hill me boys! Never fight up hill!'. Alas, it was too late
Balkin @cn7hktg76f
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Amanda Becke @becke_aman89569
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Mary A @MaryA69436543
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Michael Brodkorb @mbrodkorb
10K Followers 5K Following Husband & Father • Communications • Media • Research • Podcaster • Author of the award-winning book ‘The Girls Are Gone’ • Buy: https://t.co/gGjpiBcgdQ
pastaisatou mendy @pastaisatou
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Chenny X @tohidiamirali
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Shantelle Stotler @stotle_shantell
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The other Mike @mdkonietz
104 Followers 836 Following Son, husband, father, Co-Owner of @MNWOSO and 26 year member of IBEW 292.
Georgie Votes Blue �.. @woman_dragon
1K Followers 2K Following Biden-Harris | Know Justice | Know Peace | Black Lives Matter | Harris Democrat | Get Vaccinated | she/her (NO LISTS)
🤷🏼♂️ |Ru.. @IS0_N0T
292 Followers 3K Following retired, UMD BS PoliSci, non-fiction history, law, & social science. 🚹 🧬, Not an Attorney or Doctor. Unpublished, contrarian, YLS 🐊
Kevin McNellis @kevin_mcnellis
344 Followers 2K Following Interested in Congress, fiscal policy, and how to create better outcomes. Formerly: CBO, CRS, OMB, Senate Finance Committee
Estelle Janousek @EstelleJan34491
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Marcia Podratz @MarciaMN3
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🎤 ⚖️ 💻 KimJ.. @KimJonesNaser
619 Followers 4K Following Law networks bizdev pioneer, Exergy Legal, Inc. #businessoflaw, Tennis Wannabe, Past MARCOM Director Lex Mundi WSG State Capital Group. My musings. #lawlocal
Emma Emma @Emma11231
131 Followers 2K Following I came here to make friends in different countries and learn about culture and civilization. 🚫Porn
Kristin Schultz 🎙 @inkstirs
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Norman Doerr @Harold_diamond_
78 Followers 2K Following Michigan winner of $1 million Powerball jackpot lottery and i'm giving back to the society by paying credit card debts. # Joined June 2023
Glenn Craven 🇺🇸.. @GlennCraven
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Eva Jax @EvaJax149710
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Dr Scott Young @ScottYoungshow
886 Followers 4K Following TEACHER OF NESERA | GESARA | QFS | END-TIME EXPERT
Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka_
569 Followers 2K Following Running for Deputy Comptroller of Paola, KS
Brionna3543 @brionna3543
89 Followers 580 Following
Katie Maria @Katiemevan
64 Followers 746 Following The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don’t know anything about. #Crypto is the future, Banks sucks- Let’s rob minds | Trump🇺🇸2024.
Perch The Cabbie @Perchthecabbie
674 Followers 2K Following Wandering around, looking for whatever amuses me... Ski-U-Mah! Row The Boat! Go Gophers!
Jayda Maderas @jayda_mader
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Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson
1.6M Followers 8K Following Lincoln Project. Award-winning ad-maker. Writer. Instrument-rated pilot. NYT #1 best-seller. Pod: The Enemies List. Writing: https://t.co/e04n749N5H
Aaron Rupar @atrupar
900K Followers 3K Following journalist. sign up for my newsletter, Public Notice (link below). Powered by @SnapStream (more info: https://t.co/2oHPuuFBnN).
Adam Kinzinger (Slava.. @AdamKinzinger
983K Followers 1K Following Proud RINO, dad, Husband, Lt. Col in @AirNatlGuard, CNN Senior Political Commentator, former Congressman, founder @country_f1rst, @nafo fella 📖 RENEGADE 10/31.
George Conway @gtconway3d
2.3M Followers 2K Following Contributor, @TheAtlantic. Board President, @chkbal. gtconway3 on https://t.co/0XKwJFGwNu.
Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote
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Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom
691K Followers 2K Following Staff writer at @TheAtlantic. Curmudgeon. Cat guy. Democracy enthusiast, defender of experts. Legacy blue check who'd have paid more for a better Twitter.
Angry Staffer 🌻 @Angry_Staffer
580K Followers 699 Following Not a current WH Staffer | Politics, NatSec, and Snark — Mileage may vary | Views mine | https://t.co/Kj4zTIdnnS
Alexander S. Vindman .. @AVindman
953K Followers 2K Following Dad. Spouse to @natsechobbyist. Vet. NYT Best-selling Author. Ex NSC/WH Staff. Senior Advisor @votevets. Dr. & Senior Fellow, SAIS, JHU. 🧵 @alexander_s_vindman
Rachel Vindman 🌻 @natsechobbyist
448K Followers 3K Following Co-host @theswppod Opinions are my own and not necessarily the views of my husband...but obviously if our views are different, mine are correct.
Bill Kristol @BillKristol
1.0M Followers 9K Following Director, https://t.co/JPcpCzAVjV. Editor at large & Morning Shots co-author, https://t.co/IFsNJFzEig. Host, https://t.co/wbwBfexLRN
Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES
1.5M Followers 232 Following
DoneHat @Popehat
315K Followers 1K Following Bye. https://t.co/7CTLPHydam: @popehat. Mastodon: @[email protected]. Substack: https://t.co/j3NdkUE2en. Podcast: https://t.co/43rX4AAPbI.
Fred Wellman @FPWellman
323K Followers 6K Following Democracy advocate. Army combat veteran. Host of @OnDemocracyPod on @MeidasTouch and Substack. National Chairman Forgotten Democrats. Didn’t pay Elmo.
Adam Kinzinger @RepKinzinger
540K Followers 926 Following Serving #IL16 as a Member of Congress & as a pilot in the Air National Guard. Proud to stand up for democracy & truth. #CountryFirst
New York Times Pitchb.. @DougJBalloon
264K Followers 4K Following Parody. The really well-trained dog is the one that turns his somersault when there is no whip. merch: https://t.co/3bxNPhdkPL
Tim Miller @Timodc
365K Followers 3K Following Host of The Bulwark Podcast | MSNBC analyst | Author “Why We Did It” | Jokic обожавалац | IG @TimMillergram | 🏳️🌈dad | Never Trump
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes
476K Followers 3K Following Dedicated research monitoring and exposing right-wing extremism and other threats to democracy.
Matthew Gertz @MattGertz
241K Followers 2K Following Senior Fellow at @mmfa. Views expressed here my own. Husband of @alyssarosenberg. Dad. Not the GOP congressman, didn't pay for the blue check.
NotQuietMode_MD @FerransRichard
8K Followers 7K Following #VoteBlue #BLM #NAFO 🇺🇦 WokeAF M.D. PrimaryCare Informatics Data_science/Policy HSPH_grad LargeSarcasmCollider CoolestUncoolDad
Briana Bierschbach @bbierschbach
22K Followers 3K Following Politics and govt reporter @StarTribune. Adjunct @HHHSchool. Former @MPRnews @MinnPost @AP @mnspj. [email protected]
Kristin Schultz 🎙 @inkstirs
1K Followers 5K Following #KCmetro | Not A School Board member | #FreeState | Hawkeye | Iowa Girl | Don't f*%k up public education. | a little salty.
Stu @RandBallsStu
10K Followers 1K Following State minimum cigarette prices. Bluesky: https://t.co/uRP0aJlfRB IG: @randballsstu
Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka_
569 Followers 2K Following Running for Deputy Comptroller of Paola, KS
Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra
58K Followers 796 Following I write Cup of Coffee, a daily baseball, politics, entertainment, and nonsense newsletter. Fascists fuck off.
shauna @goldengateblond
340K Followers 2K Following I didn’t pay for this shit. goldengateblond on all the platforms.
JMoLawre ☮️🗯�.. @JMoLawre
1K Followers 991 Following Never stop moving, you won’t start again. Parent to 3. My duel with Stage IV cancer will end in a draw, not a loss. Plant For Pollinators.🌎 🐛Visit Chicago🌆🌃
Coach Casey Smith @coachcasey13u
151K Followers 92 Following Coach for Phenom Aggies Elite 13U. One of the top @USSSA teams in TX. Proud father to 2 daughters and one adopted son named Michael. 42-17-2 record. #BeElite
Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney
9K Followers 94 Following Raising the roof on workers’ compensation claims since 2008. 131 LSAT. Top 85% of my class at John Marshall Law. [email protected]
The Redheaded liberta.. @TRHLofficial
639K Followers 2K Following HOST of @SpacesWithJosie @Timcast • Revolutionary Historian • “vividly vulgar” -NYTimes • Weirdest Haters Youve Ever Seen • Do No Harm But Take No Sh*t• 1776 AF
SarahCA @SarahBCalif
48K Followers 8K Following | Mom | Wife | CA Native | Democrat | Activist | UCLA Grad: Psychology-Biology, English | West Coast Elitist | Libtard | Nasty Woman | Not in a Cult |
James Talarico @jamestalarico
130K Followers 6K Following Texas State Representative, former middle school teacher, proud progressive, and eighth generation Texan. 1 John 4:8 #PeopleOverPolitics
Bad Con Law Takes @BadConLaw
1K Followers 13 Following
Hussy Van 🚐 @hussy_van
1K Followers 4K Following The first of my name, married to @shanateee. Master of @dog_hartley. Mark Rosen used his magic fingers on me (by signing a shirt). Full of obscure knowledge.
Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence
70K Followers 4K Following Deputy Director of Rapid Response @mmfa but views here are my own - 99% of RTs are endorsements
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan
12K Followers 3K Following Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Insta: normcharlatan
Lawyer Cat* @LawyerCat_
26K Followers 381 Following Litigation partner. BigLaw escapee. Divorced dad. RTs = the unanimous view of all lawyers everywhere.
*clever & forgettable.. @OpheliasMarbles
2K Followers 685 Following Politics Junkie & Just a Step to the Left. Occasional sports & alcohol chatter. Just a regular girl on the twitters. Probably too nice for this.
Curiosity @MAstronomers
846K Followers 50 Following We are curious about the Universe, Are you? Subscribe for only $3⤴️. https://t.co/ZbvKjjExse
Patrick Reusse @Patrick_Reusse
49K Followers 952 Following Editor Arthur Howitzer Jr.: “Just try to make it sound like you wrote it that way on purpose.”
Rich Eisen @richeisen
1.4M Followers 1K Following This is my official Twitter. But, as always, the yellow line is unofficial. @nflnetwork host since Day 1. Watch @RichEisenShow 12-3pET on @therokuchannel
alexandra j. roberts @lexlanham
21K Followers 7K Following professor of law & media at @nusl & @nu_camd teaching & writing on IP, trademarks, ads, entertainment law, MLMs; @nuslclic fellow (she/her)
Spycraft Entertainmen.. @SpycraftEnt
5K Followers 188 Following Espionage-related storytelling. True fiction.
21st Amendment 🧊 @USCon_Amend_XXI
2K Followers 37 Following Have a wiskey drink, vodka drink, and a lager drink. or one burbonb, one scotch, one beer, whaever you want just be cool (Parody like I were Weird AL)
John W. Dean @JohnWDean
345K Followers 3K Following Author, Lecturer, CNN contributor, fmr Nixon White House Counsel, fmr Goldwater Chair at Az State Un., Senior Fellow, CCLP, Annenberg USC.
Prof Peter Hotez MD P.. @PeterHotez
452K Followers 8K Following Vaccine Scientist-Author-Combat Antiscience @bcmhouston Professor Pediatrics Molecular Virology, @bcm_tropmed Dean, @TexasChildrens Chair in Tropical Pediatrics
𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬 @antifaoperative
174K Followers 92K Following Potty Mouth Anti-Racist, Anti-Child Trafficking Advocate, Nonprofit, BlackLivesMatter, Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Richard M. Nixon @dick_nixon
61K Followers 1K Following 37th President of the United States. Messages from the President unsigned, others from Ronald Ziegler. FAQ: https://t.co/FMmHghHVFZ
Out of Context Human .. @NoContextHumans
4.0M Followers 247 Following The ORIGINAL Out of Context Human Race page! Subscribe to us for $1!↗️ No Copyright intended - DM for credit/removal
Chef Reactions @ChefReactions
329K Followers 582 Following Extra Salty | Side of Sarcasm *BS allergy* that annoying, monotone chef from TikTok
Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson
24K Followers 2K Following Writer/Producer • Murderville (AVAILABLE NOW ON NETFLIX!) Also Medical Police/I'm Sorry/Wet Hot American Summer/Childrens Hospital/Another Period
John Schwartz @jswatz
38K Followers 4K Following UT Austin journalism prof | Former NYT/WP | Also @jswatz.bsky.social | Serious goofball | Galveston BOI | [email protected]
The New York Times @nytimes
55.2M Followers 879 Following News tips? Share them here: https://t.co/ghL9OoYKMM
Dan Toomey @dhtoomey
60K Followers 1K Following personality fire | @goodworkmb @morningbrew | IG, TikTok: @dhtoomey
Star Tribune Pitch Bo.. @BothSidesDoItMN
785 Followers 108 Following Democracy Dies in Wokeness (parody of a parody of a parody)
Max Hailperin @MaxHailperin
1K Followers 450 Following He/him; pedestrian, https://t.co/jmgxt3JJSy; retired computer scientist and dabbler in election geekery
Steven Dennis @StevenTDennis
170K Followers 16K Following Bloomberg congressional reporter. On thre4ds & Mast4don @steventdennis. Opinions mine. #FridayNightZillow 4 fun. RTs ≠. Tips: [email protected]
Bad Lip Reading @BadLipReading
325K Followers 111 Following I put words into other people's mouths. The OFFICIAL Bad Lip Reading Twitter account
NWS Twin Cities @NWSTwinCities
111K Followers 483 Following Official Twitter account for the National Weather Service Twin Cities, Minnesota. Details: https://t.co/Ou56XBf7km
Jordan Klepper @jordanklepper
396K Followers 1K Following Daily Show. Hitting the road with solo live show “Suffering Fools.”
@colleenawilson @HDr0bot This criticism is also really funny because the only person who was actually canceled from Seinfeld was Kramer, who did it during a stand-up set, the only place that Jerry thinks comedians can still be real because they find out how poorly they’re doing in real-time.
@minnesorta @DougJBalloon Could you see Trump back in office daydreaming about having one of his opponents "offed" and Kristi (his VP) walks up to him and tells him to grow a pair?
THIS IS FOR YOU, COACH 🫶
@mjfree Is that the Patriot Front of Judea?
Me, at my local Arby’s drive thru tomorrow
Most points in Timberwolves playoff history: 1049 — Kevin Garnett 433 — Anthony Edwards 375 — Karl-Anthony Towns
I’m surprised this Finch injury doesn’t happen more often. Lots of people way too close to the court.
Me, speculating about what was missing from Top Gun: Maverick
Only one bad thing about the sweep: last game with @JimPeteHoops and @Grady on TV for this season. Thanks guys!! You’ve been CASH and PURE
First @Timberwolves playoff series win since this moment in 2004. Ant picked up where KG left off 20 years ago. This season continues to be an absolute blast.
Coach Micah Nori has led the Timberwolves to their first playoff series win in twenty years.
Live look at Chris Finch celebrating tonight's #Timberwolves win.
Booker getting blocked at the rim was the perfect way to wrap that up. Thank god we don't have to watch him for a while.
I hope Finch is okay. He’s too young to be one of the many Minnesotans who go to Arizona and never come back.
idk maybe we have a few too many courtside seats and perhaps the NBA could give these coaches some room that doesn't involve people in sweaters and high heels and beer
lol, from the way the Suns have played the last two minutes, you’d think their head coach was the one who got hurt
Grayson Allen goes down, leaves Suns without their top villain for games 3 & 4 Devin Booker:
Didn’t use to have almost any feelings about Devin Booker before this series. Pretty sure I’ve settled on some negative ones after this game.
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