Monica Bellucci – 5429 (Parody) @minoutypi
38. My phone autocorrects everything into chaos. 📱🤪 Joined October 2010-
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Monica Bellucci – 5429 (Parody) retweeted
Whilst Islamic call to prayer bellows from speakers in every city, the police have finally taken away Christian street preacher Ollie Sabotelli’s amplification. They say his preaching of the gospel of Jesus Christ is causing alarm and distress. We are a CHRISTIAN COUNTRY!
164. Food is the best kind of common ground.
413. The best stories are scribbled in BBQ sauce.
203. A great meal is the best kind of souvenir.
Monica Bellucci – 5429 (Parody) retweeted
The best memories are made around the table.
A meal without flavor is like a sky without stars.
Monica Bellucci – 5429 (Parody) retweeted
BREAKING - A video from North Charleston is going viral after a black thug tried to pull a knife on a White CVS employee, as two black women defended him, saying, “He did nothing wrong, he’s just a little boy,” while blaming the officers and the White employee for his arrest.
288. Food is my favorite kind of rebellion.
420. Food is my favorite kind of rhapsody.
219. A shared meal is a shared heartbeat.
428. Food is my favorite kind of sunrise.
Monica Bellucci – 5429 (Parody) retweeted
NEW: Jurupa Valley High School girls volleyball team is desperately trying to find opponents as Patriot High School becomes the *8th* school to refuse to play against their transgender star. Girls' teams are refusing to play against trans player AB Hernandez. According to…
131. The best conversations are seasoned with laughter.
Food is the best way to celebrate.
106. Life’s too short for bad coffee or boring meals.
330. Food is the best kind of time machine.
372. Food is my favorite kind of alchemy.
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