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get Hammered , not Nailed

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No it's fine , I just didn't expect it to be Reddit .

me: the spiders that crawled up my ass and laid eggs while i was sleeping: 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️

FEEL PAIN! FEEL SUFFERING! POKES YOU WITH A STICK POKES YOU WITH A STICK POKES YOU WITH A STICK

my Boss just Beat Me to Death and i mean absolutely Bludgeoned me

“QUANTITY OVER QUALITY SOLDIER KEEP PRODUCING SLOP!!!!!” ”yes captain….” i say, typing away on my keyboard

bro do you mind if i nail you to a cross and then avulse your skin starting from the points to which you are nailed ?

I hope you see pieces of me everywhere. I hope everything reminds you of me. I hope that in those moments, you feel a pang of the deepest regret. But I doubt you do, you aren’t even capable of remembering anything - why would I be any different?

“am i too woke or” NO!!!! YOURE NOT MEETING THE WOKE QUOTA!!!!! YOURE FIRED!!!!!!

(is bad at drawing urban landscapes and buildings) FUCK dude , my art is literally like HITLER’s!!!!!!

fuuuuck dude , you saw my Pattern before i was finished with it , im so embarrassed right now

the lion does not concern himself with his profound neurosis surrounding intimacy

Some Men Fuck Eachothers Butts For Fun. not Me though. i get very scared and start crying

NO!!!!! DONT SEND ME TO THE PSYCH WARD!!!! IF THEY FIX ME , I WONT BE ME ANYMORE!!!!! I WONT MAKE FUNNY TWEETS ANYMORE!!!!!! I WONT BE UNIQUE ANYMORE!!!!!! ILL BE NOBODYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

hey dont assfuck the messenger😭😂😅

working with nothing but a Personality Disorder and a Dream

I love that you think that. I love that you immortalized that forever. Just absolutely astounding. Should we post it on Facebook? Should we hang it in the Louvre?

Spotify should have a "Fat Fingers Mode" to ask twice before any decision. If I unlike a song on accident I start screaming crying and throwing up , I would like to avoid that experience

COPD? What Personality Disorder Is That? 🤨