mirco @mircodezorzi

@microsoft; distributed systems mircodz.com Italy Joined January 2018

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Dishpit @Dishpit

5 months ago

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The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost

7 months ago

BREAKING: ICE just announced it is pausing the hotline where people can call to report undocumented immigrants because 90% of the calls are from people reporting Elon Musk.

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> unemployed, think they'll get hired by google > 0 user, but python is too slow > always have a variable declared but not used > if err != nil ??? > each endpoint is a new microservice > defers getting a job > projects are literally only http servers

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Chris P. Wicks 🔎🐜 @CrispyWicks

a year ago

God's gifts are numerous, amen

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† lucia scarlet 🩸 @luciascarlet

a year ago

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Domain $1,800,000 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my friend is dying

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Ana Mostarac @anammostarac

a year ago

A devastating blow to the tech industry

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🇺🇸REMILIO BABY🇺🇸 USA PATRIOT TRUMP 2024🇺🇸🦅 @RemilioBaby

a year ago

If smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that’s because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt

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mirco @mircodezorzi

a year ago

I've been bothered a bit by the lack of a local llama.cpp provider for gptscript, so I went ahead and implemented one, wrapping llama-cpp-python! github.com/mircodz/llama-…

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matiə @matiofubol

a year ago

Gente che guadagna con fatica e poche ore di sonno 1200 euro al mese che difende con tutti i caratteri che ha gente che vale da sola il pil del Camerun, questa è la più grande vittoria in assoluto del capitalismo nonché la più grande sconfitta in assoluto per l'essere umano

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mirco @mircodezorzi

a year ago

What's up with my feed being full of people discovering that python does shallow copies of lists when assigning them to new variables?

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Joel 🇦🇺 @ptr_to_joel

2 years ago

I just wanna write flexible wikis dawg

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Jaana Dogan ヤナドガン @rakyll

2 years ago

Until LLMs start winning debates about monolith vs microservices against humans, humans will have jobs.

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rosey🌹 @thechosenberg

2 years ago

Imposter syndrome final boss

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𝕭𝖏ø𝖗𝖓 𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖆𝖑 @_nonfigurativ_

2 years ago

Entangled #fxhash

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10x’er @10x_er

2 years ago

at the sprint retrospective after someone asks me “why did you decide to do it this way?”

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choomba @beginanon

2 years ago

Mfw I finish the sprint early and I need product mommy to read me more stories

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Kevin Naughton Jr. @KevinNaughtonJr

2 years ago

every time i remember that this is how the internet actually works i freak out a little

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Hack-A-Sat @hack_a_sat

2 years ago

And, the results are in!!! The winners of the first CTF competition IN SPACE are... 🥇 mHACKeroni @mhackeroni 🥈 Poland Can Into Space @DragonSectorCTF @p4_team 🥉 jmp fs: [rcx] @pfs_ctf Thanks to all the teams who worked so hard & made this year’s #HAS4Finals one to remember!

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Microsoft Outlook Reactions Daily Digest @maximum_chips

2 years ago

as one of the several dozen people who don't live in the united states, i already have an app that does bank transfers, and it's called my fucking bank