Miss.southdakota @miss_s_dakota

That is a line for customer service at LGA. @AmericanAir @LGAairport 😳 when will flights be fixed?

I’m back Twitter!

Me fake laughing at my Uber drivers bad joke so I don’t get kidnapped.

pandering to minorities or pandering to racists, as long as campaign contributions & votes are on the line, he's about it

does anyone know where i can get the debate to download so i can watch it on a plane?

how lucky are all of you that I'm in a timezone that didn't allow me to watch the debate therefore sparing you from my live tweets

Ben Shapiro singing WAP is probably as good as it’s going to get for me in life in this moment

the new iphone almost feels like Apple was trying to prove just how much they can screw over their customers & still get them lining up to buy more of it

hi @benshapiro I’m a big fan of your cover/remix of WAP

I won’t die, I will just slowly depreciate and eventually will be written off.

I’m always somewhere in a black blazer waiting for someone to bring me hot sauce & maybe a cigar

I was kinda mad when I saw that several people I’d followed for a bit hadn’t followed me back then I remembered I have 500+ follow requests & am simply stupid

when idiots start spewing idiocy lately I’ve started just saying “you get your facts from memes & Snapchat, & no one cares” or some variation & they usually can’t deny it & get really irritated, it’s nice to watch

people who put a fake line through their eyebrow like Scarface like what are you trying to prove? that you’re tough & can handle the mean streets or that you can groom/shave a thin line very precisely? Either way Tony Montana would be unimpressed

This needs to happen

I’m getting my European friends together this weekend & watching this debate. IF we opt to turn this into a drinking game, what cues do we go with? Send ideas

Just when you thought 2020 was done wreaking her unprecedentedly absurd beyond belief streak, she gave us the 2020 presidential debate. 2020 you do not disappoint

could really go for a giant pizza but the dress I’m wearing tonight says I’m allowed to have 2.7 almonds & 4 oz of water

imagine being such a self-absorbed vanity metric-addicted cyberwhore that you unfollow your friends from real life to try to look cool in front of strangers on the internet

we used to have the best presidential debate parties. damn it was fun. we’d meet up, watch the debate, argue during & after, it was so lit & weird. but you know what—we all managed to be friends afterwards—civility & logic were still a thing in those days. I sound ancient rn