El Rendejo @mitchelllopez2
ignore me I’m just being negative Joined April 2012-
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You know how there’s people in their middle age still living in the 80’s clinging on to what was? Well that’s me, except Im stuck in the beginning of the new millennium.
Im sorry but they have to do a dc/marvel crossover movie at some point, like it’s bound to happen in my lifetime im sure.
Crazy how mexican parents will think your lazy for putting in pto 😭
There’s coworkers at my job that shit on the toilet seat no fucking way
I didn’t go to work just to hear the most appalling thing my coworker could ever say
Saw a dude who cut me off had a straight beak on his face and I thought to myself “You know, if I had a beak like that… I’d be driving pretty angry too” and so I found peace
I swear to god today is the last day ill ever forget about putting on deodorant I smelled like a goddamn smash tournament at work today
Ima start skipping arm day and just do legs, I need an ass like PRONTO
Fast food is literally the only type of job where you’ll find your boss texting you weeks after you quit asking whether or not you can come in tomorrow.
My cinema pet peeve is when they have a story set in the ancient past but the clothing looks modern
The real question is, is music getting worse? Or are listeners proliferating shit music…
There needs to be a draft for the food service industry
Can someone tell me why a fruit fly decided to commit sudoku in my smoothie rn?
Aint no way this dude tried to switch with me on one of my vacation days…
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