You can get the upcoming @nvidia RTX 5090 which might cost about $1999 - $2499 for absolutely free! Here's how: Step 1: Buy NVIDIA stock today Step 2: Wait for CES when RTX 5000 is announced. Step 3: Sell stock for profit. Step 4: You'll probably make enough to cover the GPU cost and brokerage fees. /jk Please don't kill me. I've read too many festive iPhone sale stories.