Amber B @mixedupabcs

Light the world on fire and watch it burn. Lexington, KY Joined April 2013

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Amber B @mixedupabcs

3 weeks ago

My one month old has outgrown most of our newborn size clothing while her older brother was in newborn for several months. I want to throw up.

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I’m starting my fifth week of maternity leave and my company still does not have the paperwork straight, nor can they tell me when I’m supposed to be returning to the office. I submitted my end of the paperwork in MAY.

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Amber B @mixedupabcs

2 months ago

The next person who asks me how I’m feeling at 38 weeks pregnant is getting throat chopped.

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Amber B @mixedupabcs

3 months ago

Two hours of monitoring because of decreased fetal movement today and kid was just sleepy 😒

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3 months ago

We are getting ready to move my 4yo to a TPK at a new school, and he asked if his two favourite teachers from his current school could come to his new school 😭

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Amber B @mixedupabcs

4 months ago

The house beside ours finally sold after being vacant for almost two years, and the new people took possession late last week. They’ve already done more work to the house in the five days they’ve owned it than the previous owners did the entire eight years we’ve owned our house.

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Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine

6 months ago

Believe in Ukraine. Stand with Ukraine. Glory to Ukraine!

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Amber B @mixedupabcs

8 months ago

You wouldn’t think this would be a controversial idea, rising tides lift all boats and all. And then I read the comments and realised most of these people would cut off their nose to spite their face and we are doomed.

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8 months ago

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bonky @shesbonky

8 months ago

this seems appropriate to share today #Inauguration2025

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9 months ago

The ultimate Christmas gift that my coworkers could give me would be to stop arbitrarily picking who to send calls to and actually send them to the right people.

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Amber B @mixedupabcs

10 months ago

Mainlining caffeine to either survive the next ten days of work or reserve a grippy sock vacation.

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Amber B @mixedupabcs

a year ago

T̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶t̶s̶ ̵a̶n̶d̶ ̵p̶r̶a̶y̶e̶r̶s̶ Policy and change

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Amber B @mixedupabcs

a year ago

I try pretty hard not to be an intentional asshole at work. However, it is becoming increasingly difficult to remain professionally neutral in emails to people whose shortcomings in the execution of their job results in my having to rework tasks.

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a year ago

I’ve been testing the waters with my book recommendations to my kiddos daycare teachers, and this week I recommended Butcher and Blackbird. I’ve either cemented new book besties or irrevocably scarred them. I’m not sure which way this is going to go yet.

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Amber B @mixedupabcs

a year ago

Today’s episode of toddler meltdowns brought to you by mom leaving the restaurant water cup at the hibachi place 🙃

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a year ago

Three year old just told us “but it’s so dark inside my eyes” when told not to shine a flashlight in his eyes

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Amber B @mixedupabcs

a year ago

I am a collector of stickers because I have a fear of sticking them to the “wrong” thing. I recently discovered reusable sticker books and it has changed everything. I also committed to a sticker for my phone case today.

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Amber B @mixedupabcs

a year ago

Went for a trail ride today and encountered someone running completely nude, in the middle of the day, in a public park. 😒

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Amber B @mixedupabcs

a year ago

Husband lost his sand wedge recently so I thought I’d get him a new one for his upcoming birthday. I was not prepared for the number of questions I would have to ask him so that I can order this one single golf club.

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Amber B @mixedupabcs

a year ago

I will never understand how companies just don’t pay invoices when they signed a contract agreeing to pay the agreed upon fees. Then ask you to just “cancel the invoice”. Like, no, the terms were outlined before and that is not how accounting works?!