Astro Matt 🇦🇺 @mjhaslberger
Just do your best. Sikaflex the rest. Notorious pen thief. Pronouns: Oi/Mate Townsville, Queensland Joined April 2016-
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That's two for two on #KerryStokes bankrolling 'own goal' #defamation cases. He really knows how to pick out stand-up blokes. #Lehrman #LehrmannVsNetworkTen #BRS
⚠️8 pm update: Severe Tropical Cyclone Kirrily is beginning to cross the coast near Townsville. Warning area has been cancelled between Bowen and Mackay, with damaging wind gusts now unlikely south of Bowen. Details and updates: bom.gov.au/qld/warnings/
⚠️ A Severe Weather Warning has been issued for when Tropical Cyclone Kirrily moves inland and weakens to a tropical low tomorrow. Heavy to locally intense rainfall and damaging winds are expected, extending further west over the weekend. Warnings: bom.gov.au/qld/warnings/
🌀Latest Tropical Cyclone Forecast track map. A Tropical Cyclone Warning is now current for areas between Ayr and Mackay, as gales could develop within 24 hours. bom.gov.au/products/IDQ65…
EMERGENCY ALERT for CAIRNS as at 9.30am Sun 17 Dec: qfes.qld.gov.au/newsroom/artic…
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#Maryborough #HerveyBay #FraserIsland Tropical low now forming 1004hpa dropping to 1002hpa with clockwise winds out to 300nm
⚠️8 pm update: Severe Tropical Cyclone Kirrily is beginning to cross the coast near Townsville. Warning area has been cancelled between Bowen and Mackay, with damaging wind gusts now unlikely south of Bowen. Details and updates: bom.gov.au/qld/warnings/
⚠️ A Severe Weather Warning has been issued for when Tropical Cyclone Kirrily moves inland and weakens to a tropical low tomorrow. Heavy to locally intense rainfall and damaging winds are expected, extending further west over the weekend. Warnings: bom.gov.au/qld/warnings/
@mjhaslberger @BOM_au Stay cool in the heat this week! And totally, my last name feels more and more apt each day haha
The @BOM_au’s three-day heatwave map, beginning today
This may turn out to be expensive but if Luke Littler wins tonight, I’ll give him enough of our brand new 0.3 percent Hawkstone Spa lager to last till he’s 18.
every year for easter, christmas and my grandmas birthday i drive to see all of my extended family. those days are really important to me. today the region i have to drive through is flooded and the rain keeps pouring - i decided not to go as it would be reckless but im so sad
EMERGENCY ALERT for CAIRNS as at 9.30am Sun 17 Dec: qfes.qld.gov.au/newsroom/artic…
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When conducting high visibility beach patrols turns into photo-bombing a formal photo shoot. We hope all the school leavers are staying safe and looking out for each other over the celebration period. 🎉