Aurora Borealis @mlp_Borealis
Hello! My name is Borealis! I am a nomadic mare from the North! Wherever my hoof does tread, a little bit of winter follows ((RP/EST)) Ponyville, Equestria Joined December 2012-
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*Borey awakens outside of Canterlot. Unable to remember exactly how she ended up there.* Let's take a break from Canterlot... *The mare rises to her hooves and takes in a deep breath - enjoying the fresh air and open space of the field.*
A-ACHOO! *The sneeze catches Borey so off guard that she stumbles back a few steps, and nearly slams into a crowd of ponies.*
*Borey, playing what feels like a literal game of Frogger sometimes, dips and dodges between the crowds of fancy ponies trudging through the Canterlot streets. None of the ponies have any regard for her presence or any other pony outside their cliques.*
((Is back after nearly dying all weekend from physical labor and a chronic sinus/ear infection. It has been rough xD))
((Hello everypony, Borey's player is currently helping in-laws move into a new house. So, I may not be around much. However, if anypony wants to do a scene, let me know. Then, I'll see what I can do when I'm not busy :) Have an awesome day, TP!))
Wait! I forgot to check my hotel room for anything I might have left! *One facehoof later, Borey rushes back into the room, and begins checking every nook and cranny meticulously*
*Borey steps out into the hall of the hotel she stayed in last night. Despite being Canterlot, she managed to find a pretty good deal for the room.*
((AFK for now. Thanks for the fun scene, @mlp_JerryKenway! And to @mlp_Scarl, @MLP_Trixie, and @plm_Twilight for getting a kick out of my Wicked production earlier :P ))
*With that, Borey adjusts her brillant, white robes in the reflection of the fountain, waves one last time to @mlp_JerryKenway, then trots back into Canterlot to find some food. Needless to say, she is famished, and could use a bite to eat.*
Thank you. *Borey accepts the bag, and eventually, the nausea subsides.* Alright. I should probably get something to eat, so I am going to head back downtown. It was interesting meeting you, @mlp_JerryKenway. Hopefully our paths cross again. *She smiles, and stands up.*
*The world swirls as @mlp_JerryKenway blinks Borey back to the fountain. She flops down, resisting against the fountain while fighting the urge to throw-up.* L-Let's not do that a-again... *Her head swims and she is overwhelmed with nausea.*
I hope it doesn't escape. *Borey sighs a breath of relief as @mlp_JerryKenway locks the headpiece away.* You don't think @mlp_Luna would mind? Isn't she awful busy? *Borey glances around the room* Wait... did we teleport, or is this an illusion? When did we come inside?
((Is sensing some Game of Thrones story potential here haha)) *Borey glances between @mlp_JerryKenway and the frozen crown.* Dialect? What words are written there? *She points a hoof at the headpiece* I'm not sure I am the right pony. *She adjusts her cloak uneasily*
*She ponders @mlp_JerryKenway's words.* (Makes anypony from the North into a leader...) Wh-Whoa! What?! *Borey snaps out of her thinking as he mentions Royalty* R-Royalty? Me? No. No. No. No. No. Me? No. I can't be a descendant of royalty.
*The mare starts to calm down a little as @mlp_JerryKenway provides an explanation for the headpiece.* /Right.../ so you're suggesting this /thing/ *She gestures at the crown* found me because I'm from the North?
*Upon @mlp_JerryKenway muttering whatever he muttered, the headpiece suddenly calms down.* Ah-ha! It /is/ yours then! *Borey steps back, pointing a hoof at the colt.* How did you stop it!? What sort of tomfoolery is this?! *She points grumpily at the crown* Correct words?
*Borey, still keep an eye of the mischievous piece of headwear beneath the ice, turns towards @mlp_JerryKenway and huffs out a greeting.* I-I'm Aurora. Aurora Borealis. *She notices the ice beginning to crack as the crown becomes increasingly agitated.* Oh, come on!
*Borey, frustrated and panicked at this point, grabs the headpiece and shoves it into the fountain. As soon as it is submerged, she blasts the water with a stream of magic - causing the fountain to freeze entirely. However, the crown doesn't seem amused.* ((@mlp_JerryKenway))
*Suddenly, the headpiece flies up back towards her face. Borey instinctively swats the headpiece away - causing it to fly off towards the fountain before come back towards her again.* What the hay is wrong with this thing?! *She shouts at @mlp_JerryKenway* No! Its not mine!
*The headpiece flies and skids across the cobble pathway. The sight of the crown sends Borey into a panic - causing her to survey her surroundings frantically.* That's not mine! Where did this come from? *Clearly @mlp_JerryKenway is a magician of sorts for not being seen*
Ace Maverick @mlp_Acey
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Estelle @mlp_Estelle
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Silver Bullet @MLP_SilverBulet
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Jamie Kanoa @MLP_JamieSt
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Alex Storm @mlp_CplStorm
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White Knight @Mlp_WhiteKnight
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Maven Cash @mlp_Maven
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Prince Lightning Blit.. @mlp_LightBlitz
371 Followers 2K Following I'm Lightning Blitz. Prince of New Neighpon. Adoptive father: @mlp_BMoon Brother: @mlp_GoldyLight Cousin: @MLP_Oriana Aunts: @MLP_KiyomiKazoo, @mlp__KyraB
Fire Blaze @mlp_FireBlaze_
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The Aurora Summit @TheAuroraSummit
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Marshall the Pony @MLP_Marshall_
19 Followers 300 Following Hey, everypony! Marshall the Firepony here!
Lt. Cross Fire @mlp_LTCrossF
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Mystic Prism @mlp_MysticPris
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Golden [Fake] @mlp_GoldenDelic
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Crystal Aurora @mlp_CrystalAur
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Applejack @TheHonestPony
91 Followers 506 Following “Howdy! Nice to meet ya'! My name's Applejack, and I work at Sweet Apple Acres! I'm the honest one in the Elements Of Harmony.” |Serious|Crack|Single|18+|
R U S H @mlp_R_U_S_H
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Vinyl Scratch @mlp_Vinyl_S
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Trixie @MLP_Trixie
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Lyndis Tide @MLP_Lyndis
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Cliodna Moon 🍌 @mlp_Cliodna
796 Followers 125 Following Silliest super vilain of Equestria and crazy with banana related stuff. Very fluffy and warm :3 Also a tantabus. Everything is illusions~
Eco Dawn @mlp_EcoDawn
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(MG) Jerry Kenway @mlp_JerryKenway
810 Followers 146 Following A young brown unicorn with a white belly. Now, he is moving out to Crystal Empire to protect Pr @mlp_Cadance. He's still collecting magical items.
Gallus @mlp_Gallus
1K Followers 79 Following Amazing technicolor griffon graduate of the School of Friendship. Can seem pretty standoffish most of the time, but deep down he has a caring heart.
Sandbar @mlp_SandB
590 Followers 54 Following Howdy! Ah'm Applejack. Ah live on ov'r at Sweet Apple Acres, an' I got one uh these darned Tweeter things 'cause-- gotcha.
Pharynx @mlp_Pharynxx
211 Followers 25 Following @mlp_Thorax's overly 'defensive' brother. The roughest and toughest changeling around. The claims of his 'moose-ship' are widely exaggerated.
Twilight Sparkle @plm_Twilight
434 Followers 68 Following I'm sorry, have we met before? ((Icon by: https://t.co/CjPnLOiuGX… ))
Lyra Heartstrings @mlp_Lyrah
165 Followers 205 Following Happy go lucky, pony from Ponyville, her best friend and Roomate/Fiance is @Mlp_SweetDrops, and she loves to play the Lyre! (Rp heavy account)
Queen Novo @mlp_QNovo
334 Followers 80 Following Queen and protector of the hippogriffs residing on Mount Aris. Years of isolation has made her distrustful of outsiders, but she is not unkind to them either.
Wonderbolts @MLP_Wonderbolts
11K Followers 75 Following The Wonderbolts are the most talented fliers in all of Equestria. They are a squad of six or more Pegasi who perform aerial acrobatics and demonstrations.
Rainy Sky @mlp_RainySky
1K Followers 297 Following
Scarlet Shadow @mlp_Scarl
278 Followers 129 Following A young Bat Pony sent by his colony in Hollow Shades to attend Friendship Academy, tough to get along with but once friends, you’ll be sure friends for life
Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie
3K Followers 133 Following Haaaay! I'm Chimie Changa, and I run Ponyville's own Taco Palace! Feel free to pop on by and get your taco craze on! PS: THE COFFEE MARE IS HERS 5EVER! *squawk*
Tempest Shadow @mlp_Fizzlepop
858 Followers 128 Following I'm surrounded by what I thought didn't matter... Maybe I don't need my horn after all. | art: @fozzlepip | i:https://t.co/AfX587jkyu h:https://t.co/nf6QzAUMf9
Bon Bon @Mlp_SweetDrops
292 Followers 64 Following @Mlp_Lyrah 's best friend. Lover of sweet candy. Secret agent of Celestia.
Dr. Whooves @mlp_whooves_RP
862 Followers 605 Following My name is Time-Turner but everyone calls me The Doctor I love to study any thing related to time travel come visit me some time so Allons-y
Somnambula @mlp_Somnambula
684 Followers 112 Following Hope is the keyword! Hello, my name is Somnambula, pillar of hope. I am a humble pegasus who has faced an enormous @mlp_DevilSphinx.
Mage MeadowBrook @mlp_MageMB
521 Followers 133 Following A mare who is the greatest healer and potion maker in all of equestia, owning a mask which have abilities to entrance all creatures. (GMT) (PFP credits to owner
Queen Reversalis @mlp_Reversalis
1K Followers 417 Following I am queen chrisa-hm? you already know me? oh, you mean my opposite self! that @mlp_chrysalis eats love. I don't! I give love. love is wonderful! do you agree?
Princess Celestia @Mlp_ParCelestia
337 Followers 184 Following Ruler of mirror Equestria. Ruling alongside my reformed sister. | mirror universe @mlp_Celestia.|
Princess Cadance @mlp_badcadance
439 Followers 391 Following If you thought I was @mlp_cadance, THINK AGAIN. Eats negative emotions and all things negativity. Servant: @mlp_ParArmor
Harmony (Tree of Harm.. @mlp_TofHarmony
57 Followers 50 Following Maintainer the Everfree Forest, Spirit Embodiment of Balance and Order, Keeper of the Elements of Harmony OC of Heilos, used with permission by creator.
Galena Irontalon @MLP_Galena
451 Followers 581 Following A griffon who's an apprentice blacksmith to @MLP_DesStorm, an artist, and a student at Princess Twilight's friendship school. Loves pizza, snow, and mountains.
Dragon King @mlp_DragonKing
5K Followers 70 Following King of all Dragons, lives in a vast volcano deep in the Dragon Lands.
Fiora Glacier @MLP__Fiora
104 Followers 59 Following A frost dragon who works for the royal Frostbyte family as a maid. A bit shy and clumsy.
Asphodel @mlp_Asphodel
3K Followers 235 Following It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anyone else.
Princess Skystar @mlp_PSkystar
340 Followers 100 Following The adventurous, energetic, and excitable daughter of @mlp_QNovo.
Joanne Moynihoof IV @MLP_Moynihoof
3K Followers 955 Following I'm that lovable, tall and scaly ssssnake-like school professor from Trottingham. my name is Joanne Moynihoof.
ThroneGuard Goldsoul @MLP_Goldsoul
3K Followers 628 Following I am Goldsoul. WIFE of @MLP_Silvercanon and mother of @MLP_Silverbulet. Now a guard for Princess @mlp_Twilight.
Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII
283 Followers 128 Following Prosecutor Joanne Moynihoof the Third; a prosecutor with a perfect 50-year win record. And a perfectionist. @MLP_Moynihoof's mother.
Golden Bullet @Mlp_GoldenBulet
1K Followers 860 Following Formerly a Nightguard for @mlp_Luna. Adoptive father to Dusky @mlp__Dahlia. Married to the lovely Princess @mlp_Flurina.
Deep Freeze @MLP_DeepFreeze
156 Followers 33 Following Prince of the Frostbyte Crown and @mlp_Flurina's younger brother. He's cold, yet kind.
Flurina Frost @MLP_Flurina
490 Followers 177 Following A proud adventurer. Daughter of the @MLP_Frosts of the Frozen North. Princess of the Frostbyte clan. @mlp_DeepFreeze's big sister. Married to @mlp_GoldenBulet
King and Queen Frost @MLP_Frosts
178 Followers 35 Following King & Queen of the East side of the Frozen North. Kind and fair to their allies. Parents to @mlp_Flurina and @mlp_DeepFreeze.
Jamie Kanoa @MLP_JamieSt
1K Followers 1K Following Adopted dragon of @mlp_Koori & @mlp_Sunarrow. Co-owner of the Canterlot obseravtory. And an ace attorney. Married to @mlp_Akamai.
Jewel Burst ✨ @mlp_JwlBurst
1K Followers 474 Following Playful, squeaky filly. Loves cuddles, friends, bunnies, big bro @mlp_Gristafa, little sis @mlp_PearlB & moms @mlp_AuBreeze & @mlp_GraphT. ((RP Squeaky, GMT-5))
Sun Stone @mlp_SunStone
3K Followers 2K Following
Sandbar @mlp_Sand_B
2K Followers 1K Following Easygoing graduate of Princess Twilight’s School of Friendship and all ‘round nice guy.
Captain Sir Brave Sou.. @mlp_Brave_Soul
3K Followers 1K Following Captain of the Friendship Guard and Royal Porter to Princess @mlp_Twilight. Knight of Equestria. Talented Swordspony. Spirit Magic novice. Weapon Magic Expert.
Ocellus @mlp_Ocellus
948 Followers 177 Following A shy changeling from the Changeling Empire Graduated from @mlp_Twilight's School of Friendship. Saved Equestria with her friends once
Waking ponies up one by one across an entire planet isn’t particularly efficient. That’s why we have large, generalized reminders and signals to do the job globally. It’s called a “sunrise.” Try it, you’ll like it.
*Skystar is at the shores of the lake outside the Friendship Academy, stuffing her head in the water and blowing bubbles at the wildlife* *every once in a while she giggles, but she immediately regrets the decision as she's kept her Hippogriff form*
you friendship harder, @mlp_Twilight! ... (wait, what?)
@mlp_Borealis @MLP_Trixie @plm_Twilight ((Couldn’t resist!))
INTERNAL MEMO: That lizard thing keeps getting in. Who approved the installation of a doggie door?
((Thank you @mlp_Asphodel, @mlp_CPuff, @mlp_Estella, @MLP_Galena, @MLP_Lyndis, @mlp_Ocellus, @mlp_SandB, @mlp_SilverS_, @mlp__smolder, and @mlp_Van_Wellkey for participating in this field trip! It was an absolutely lovely pleasure to do this scene with you!!!)) #Emp101
*bounces through the empty school, completely unaware that most of the student body is away on a field trip* @mlp_SilverS_!!!! ........
*Pauses for a moment to look up and admire the pattern of sunlight filtering through the canopy* *It fills her with DETERMINATION!*
When you forget that real life isn't a video game x.com/toodguru/statu…
*Suddenly, a pony takes the karaoke stage and begins delivering an off-key, off-beat rendition of "Rock Lobster."* *She cringes.*
*flares her wings, horn aglow* Have a nice day? *winces as that comes out an interrogative* That is, please have a nice day. *POOF!* *gone*
And now I’m late for my luncheon with the Daughters of the Amareican Revolution. Yet another responsibility. They serve the absolute worst baked Alaska there. Just because it’s on fire doesn’t mean it tastes good. How do you mess up ice cream?
*shakes off the snow* So. Well. *looks a bit embarrassed* Pardon. I just…ah. Hmm. Enjoy the glasses. Have…I must be going. *realizing she’s made a bit of a fool of herself* Ahem. You are a very sweet pony. Thank you for listening. *shaky smile*
These even block UV-M! The magic wavelength. It’s not that hard to take care of your vision. A little forethought, that’s all. A small investment in quality eyewear. And everyone’s happy.
And when it’s all said and done, and I take a moment to check my work, and see the sun shining just as it ought, what do ponies do? They magic up walls to block it! When all they really needed was a nice quality pair of UV-A, -B and -C-blocking sunglasses, like these!
So if the Fillydelphia Horseshoes are playing the Whinnysota Bridlebreakers, and I get requests for BOTH to win, someone is going to get disappointed, yes? And who gets the blame? Take a wild guess.
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