Mathew @mmathewepp
master of twitter / all my thoughts are in haikus / worst idea ive had Joined February 2011-
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it's 2018 and I still don't understand how do you stay woke
I'm not ashamed of the fact that all my gifts were from the dollar tree
So it's Christmas eve I have no money and not A single gift bought
Lil pump got clout game And he still loves his grandma That is a real man
beach volleyball in december is like christmas caroling in june
just failed my test but I'm not stressed I just had a cardiac arrest
people put bodies on the line to put up some bomb ass christmas lights
why was it 80 degrees last week and now I cant feel my fingers
people in NC see one snowflake fall and freak 'it's snowing outside!!!!!!'
so why did God close chick fil a on sunday but not close mcdonalds
half days are pointless be either school or no school no half chubs, feel me?
why are roundabouts everywhere and why does no one understand them
if it's my birthday and you don't serenade me we're no longer friends
worksheets are the worst no one learns a thing from them and they're so BORING
Harriet tubman looked like a frog yet still did more good than most folks
going back to school after a graceful long break is worse than strep throat
lets talk matt campbell lil man with cheesy tattoo but really nice ass
thanksgiving is here but black friday's tomorrow the real holiday
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