morgan @mo_jangles51
only back for the euphoria tweets Joined April 2019-
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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they cant understand.
nobody: white couples after dating for 3 months : we have purchased this $7200 golden doodle and named it Bentley and we are it’s pawrents
Random old lady talking to my one year old son: oh my, if you don’t help with those groceries when you’re older your moms gonna wish she kept you in your dirty diapers more! Me: I’m sorry, what Ollie: 😐
Unknown numbers ringing me like I even answer phone calls from people I Know
[having size 9 shoes on paper]: completely normal, literally the average women’s size in the USA [having size 9 shoes at the store]: greetings Amazonian giantess, we keep your enormous clodhoppers in the shed out back, lest they frighten the villagers
Living out in the middle of nowhere is great…until you absolutely cannot fathom cooking for yourself and can’t get food delivered 🥲
“You’re over thinking this” I have no other type of thinking
i do think men should worship the ground their women walk on like whats the problem
men used to go to war now they want to be the little spoon
Sometimes I get nervous about friends coming over literally just bc my couch isn’t very comfy does this make sense
when the scholastic book fair open? i ain’t have the bread for it back then but i can go crazy now
Dismissing police brutality by confirming there’s a police brutality problem 👍🏼
Dismissing police brutality by confirming there’s a police brutality problem 👍🏼
This is the hardest I have laughed all quarantine.
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